re: What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

I once went to Phil's Grill in Metairie, and an enormous mouth breathing couple of land mammals sat next to us. The guy is looking over the menu and is interested in this fricking deep fried burger, but he sees that it comes with avocado. He rasps "What's an avocado? It's not green is it? You know I don't eat green." The female fatty says between wheezes, "Just get it. It tastes like another layer of cheese."

First time I've ever been grossed out by avocado.