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re: Whats your best GA/FLA Joke..
Posted on 10/30/13 at 7:13 pm to redandblack5433
Posted on 10/30/13 at 7:13 pm to redandblack5433
How do you get a Flarda grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
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Posted on 10/30/13 at 7:19 pm to Commit2theG
I heard UF just gave an academic award to a scarecrow.....
......It was for being out..standing in his field.
Zaziiinnnggg!!!!
......It was for being out..standing in his field.
Zaziiinnnggg!!!!
Posted on 10/30/13 at 7:23 pm to redandblack5433
How do you castrate a Gator fan? Kick his sister in the chin.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 7:33 pm to FooManChoo
I heard Will Smith was hog hunting near Gainesville and got stranded in that freak snowstorm a few years ago......
Know how they found him?
..They followed the Fresh Prints.
Za za zaaaa Ziiiiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!!!!
Know how they found him?
..They followed the Fresh Prints.
Za za zaaaa Ziiiiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!!!!
Posted on 10/30/13 at 7:43 pm to redandblack5433
What's the difference between a classy FL fan and bigfoot?
They have pictures of bigfoot.
They have pictures of bigfoot.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 8:13 pm to SquatchDawg
A florida fan walks into a bar..
he's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family.
he's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 8:27 pm to WG_Dawg
A naked blond walks into a bar.......a poodle under one arm.........a two foot salami under the other.
She lays the poodle on the table.
Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."
The naked lady says..
"frick Florida."
Zing.
She lays the poodle on the table.
Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."
The naked lady says..
"frick Florida."
Zing.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 8:37 pm to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
A naked blond walks into a bar.......a poodle under one arm.........a two foot salami under the other.
She lays the poodle on the table.
Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."
The naked lady says..
WWHHOOAAAA *crraaasssshhhhhhhh*
Classic movie.
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:22 am to redandblack5433
Whats the difference between a Hippo and a UF cheerleader?
Bout 17 pounds
Bout 17 pounds
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:22 am to Commit2theG
If two UF fans get divorced, are they still cousins?
Posted on 10/31/13 at 11:43 am to FaCubeItches
quote:
What does one idiot say? Dah!
What do two idiots say? Dah! Dah!
What do 100,000 idiots say? Dah! Dah-dah-dah! Go Gators!
This is the only joke in the entire thread that isn't recycled from other schools.
I expected better.
Posted on 10/31/13 at 12:08 pm to Rules
quote:
I expected better.
What a dark day for the board.......
We have failed to impress GTRules......the guy with one joke......"Tech smart. Dwags dumb".
Get your shite together folks!
Posted on 10/31/13 at 12:29 pm to Jefferson Dawg
What do Sandusky and Tebow have in common?
They've both touched a lot of penises.
They've both touched a lot of penises.
Posted on 10/31/13 at 1:20 pm to FinleyStreet
Posted on 10/31/13 at 6:45 pm to redandblack5433
3 football players were stranded on a desert island, one from UGA, one from Tech, and one from UF. Bottle washes up on the shore and the Georgia player opens it, out pops a genie. Genie says I'll give you guys 3 wishes. Georgia players sez I wish I was back in Athens, boom he's gone. Tech player sez I wish I was back in Atlanta, boom he's gone. Florida player is scratching his head looking around and sez, dang I'm lonely wish those 2 guys were back here.
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