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Whats your best GA/FLA Joke..
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:26 pm
Got a local radio station in my hometown giving away tickets to the game for the best one..
15
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:29 pm to redandblack5433
Tune in at 3:30 on Saturday, should provide plenty of laughs.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:31 pm to redandblack5433
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Florida
Florida who?
Exactly
Who's there?
Florida
Florida who?
Exactly
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:32 pm to redandblack5433
Our record vs them for the last 25 years 
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:34 pm to redandblack5433
Verbalize this
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:41 pm to redandblack5433
If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.
The cop.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:42 pm to redandblack5433
Why'd the gator cross the goal line?
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:56 pm to redandblack5433
How many Florida football players does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them: 1 to change it and the rest to cry on the sidelines when he fumbles it
All of them: 1 to change it and the rest to cry on the sidelines when he fumbles it
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:58 pm to FooManChoo
Police were called into Will Muschamp's home after discovering a mysterious white substance in his front lawn. Muschamp claimed to never have seen the substance before and was very confused as to what it was. Further police examination revealed it to be a goal line.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 12:59 pm to FooManChoo
How many Florida freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None.
It's a sophomore course.
None.
It's a sophomore course.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 1:00 pm to meansonny
how does a Florida QB count by 10s?
1st and 10
2nd and 20
3rd and 30
(don't ask them to count higher than that because they'll answer 'punt')
1st and 10
2nd and 20
3rd and 30
(don't ask them to count higher than that because they'll answer 'punt')
Posted on 10/30/13 at 1:04 pm to meansonny
One day at a Gainesville elementary school, a teacher asked her class if the Florida Gators were their favorite football team. The whole class said yes, except for Jimmy.
The teacher asked, "What's your favorite football team, Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy said, "The Georgia Bulldogs."
The teacher asked, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy said, "Well, my dad is a Bulldogs fan, my mom is a Bulldogs fan, so I guess that makes me a Bulldogs fan."
The teacher, angered by his reply, said, "If your dad was a moron, and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Jimmy said, "Well, I guess that would make me a Florida fan."
The teacher asked, "What's your favorite football team, Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy said, "The Georgia Bulldogs."
The teacher asked, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy said, "Well, my dad is a Bulldogs fan, my mom is a Bulldogs fan, so I guess that makes me a Bulldogs fan."
The teacher, angered by his reply, said, "If your dad was a moron, and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Jimmy said, "Well, I guess that would make me a Florida fan."
Posted on 10/30/13 at 1:06 pm to meansonny
Classics.. appreciate the help fellows 
Posted on 10/30/13 at 1:09 pm to redandblack5433
Guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, "I need to find a blue hat, orange shirt, blue jeans, and orange shoes." The clerk says, "Ah, you must be a florida fan". Guy says, "Yep! I guess the colors gave it away?" Clerk says, "No, this is a hardware store."
Posted on 10/30/13 at 1:23 pm to WG_Dawg
Posted on 10/30/13 at 1:43 pm to redandblack5433
Why does the St. John's River flow north?
Because Georgia sucks.
Because Georgia sucks.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 3:47 pm to redandblack5433
What does one idiot say? Dah!
What do two idiots say? Dah! Dah!
What do 100,000 idiots say? Dah! Dah-dah-dah! Go Gators!
What do two idiots say? Dah! Dah!
What do 100,000 idiots say? Dah! Dah-dah-dah! Go Gators!
Posted on 10/30/13 at 3:53 pm to FaCubeItches
A lady goes into a bar and sees a Gator fan with his feet propped up on a table...
He has the biggest boots she has ever seen. The woman asks the Gator fan is it true what they say about men with big feet?
The Gator fan says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next morning she hands the Gator fan a $100.00 bill. Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services before."
To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
He has the biggest boots she has ever seen. The woman asks the Gator fan is it true what they say about men with big feet?
The Gator fan says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next morning she hands the Gator fan a $100.00 bill. Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services before."
To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
Posted on 10/30/13 at 3:54 pm to redandblack5433
Whats worse than losing to UF?
The holocaust
The holocaust
Posted on 10/30/13 at 3:56 pm to UGALife478
What is the difference between Cheerios and the Gators?
Cheerios belong in a bowl!
How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?
Put a goal post up!
What's the difference between a Gator and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.
Cheerios belong in a bowl!
How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?
Put a goal post up!
What's the difference between a Gator and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.
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