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re: tOT : would you pay for a topless massage
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:25 pm to germandawg
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:25 pm to germandawg
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I have heard of a badly puffed pole but I personally think it is a mythical thing.
Oh trust me, improperly puffed poles happen.
A friend of mine introduced me to her friend at a bar in Chesapeake, VA about a year and half ago. We were drinking, she was recently single, long story short, we ended up in my car 30 minutes later.
After a couple minutes of making out, and some titty fondling, she proceeded to give me the worst, and scariest blowjob of my life. At first, it felt like she was trying to rip my dick off by white-knuckling the shaft like she was on a fricking roller-coaster while trying to focus on the head.
Then she released her grip, pausing to put her hair up, I swear I could actually hear my dick breathe, grasping for air. She starts going down on me again, IT WAS ALL TEETH. It hurt so bad I was gripping the armrest and trying not to yell out in pain.
I thought it would get better, but after about 45 seconds, I finally said
"Stop........STOP..........STAHHHHHP"
She was embarrassed, but I didn't care.
My dick hurt so bad, I couldn't even frick her. We went back into the bar, never spoke to each other again.
Bad BJ's are real.
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 8:26 pm
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:44 pm to Chef Leppard
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because mceachern doesnt play this week
Did you move up to Powder Springs?
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:46 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Kennesaw
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:38 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Bad BJ's are real.
I have been told but I have never had a bad one....the closest thing to a bad one I ever got was while I was in college at Southern Tech.....I was fricking around with this dude's wife and she and I had been out on my houseboat ( I lived on a 35 foot 1950's era steel houseboat on lake alatoona....nowhere near as glamorous as it sounds but boats are better than airplanes for removing panties) and after tying up she proceeded to pay for the cruise when I hear her ole man squalling like a baby..sort of a cross between William's Stanley Kowalski and Robert DeNiro's Jake Lamotta....a very disturbing noise no matter the circumstance but when it is coming from way down deep inside a man's soul and that mans wife has you so far down her throat you are mildly concerned about her health it is particularly unnerving. Of course this man's world ending and me being at least partially responsible was no reason to stop what was turning out to be a pretty good BJ. On top of this old girl was spurred on to a higher than normal level of activity due to her old man' s pain and who Am I to in the middle of such marital strife....really when you look at it closely it is obvious that I am the victim in this scenario and these two have drug me in to their Sick relationship ...when you consider that all I was asking for was to get a nut the price was very reasonable considering the distress they had put me in.....but yeah , even that was a pretty good blower.....
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:50 pm to Chef Leppard
Awesome. Welcome to Kennesaw Chef.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 4:53 am to Porter Osborne Jr
Stanks porter 
if you ever wanna catch some fri night ball hmu. My buddy and I try and make it out alot. I'll probably be at marietta tonight if this motherfricking rain ever lets up
if you ever wanna catch some fri night ball hmu. My buddy and I try and make it out alot. I'll probably be at marietta tonight if this motherfricking rain ever lets upPosted on 10/2/15 at 6:08 am to Chef Leppard
YES........Hell Yes I would pay,and have on several different occasions,but they were naked as a Jay Bird,not just Top-Less...
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:18 am to 83dawg
Trust Me When I say,because what I'm telling you is true,my hand on the Bible.If You see a Massage Place like for instance in a small strip mall named something like," Peaceful Spa," Oh it's Peaceful alright. They lay you down in a wash room,with a bucket of soapy water,lather you up good,privates included,then hose you down.After handing You a Fresh Towel,They will Escort You to a Private Room.Make sure You have cash in Your Hand,Under your Pillow to give them.Hand them the money when they come in,she will say"I'll Be right back,". Then hold on for the ride.I couldn't make this shite-Up,trust me.Most of these places are Orientals...
Posted on 10/2/15 at 7:06 am to Chef Leppard
I always get a topless massage. But I don't take my pants off because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 7:42 am to Cobb Dawg
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But I don't take my pants off because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
Know how I know you're gay?
Posted on 10/2/15 at 7:53 am to Spunky
Have you never seen Stripes?
Posted on 10/2/15 at 8:10 am to Chef Leppard
Sounds good. You may want to find something else to do tonight since it's supposed to be a monsoon tonight.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 8:16 am to Porter Osborne Jr
Yea I was gonna wait till around 6 and see if theres any change. my god this has been a wretched week weather wise here
Posted on 10/2/15 at 8:18 am to Vols&Shaft83
Not in its entirety. Guess I missed that one.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:22 am to Spunky
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tOT : would you pay for a topless massage
Not in its entirety. Guess I missed that one.
Even the TN guy got it dipshite.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:41 pm to Spunky
Posted on 10/2/15 at 2:48 pm to Chef Leppard
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Kennesaw
My old stomping grounds. I had a lot of fun up there.
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