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re: tOT : would you pay for a topless massage

Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:06 am to
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:06 am to
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Well I personally harbor no illusions about the cost of time with women. I just find the more direct transaction crude and inelegant. Pussy is supply and demand, as with all commodities. They supply a warm place to put our dicks, and then demand currency and our dignity. Id personally rather pay with pride and grown man tears. When I don't win, of course




There is a great deal of allure in the hunt....and of course it is a basis of human survival for us to attempt to breed with as many different women as possible. "Man is a sexual beast...can't change that, hell, wouldn't want to..." (Bernie Mac was taken WAAAAYYYY too soon....).

That being said buying pussy is just way more convenient...and a true professional, a journeyman hooker, will pretend you are as important to her as the chick who accepted 4 drinks for herself and 2 or 3 each for each of her three friends and insisted on talking for 2 hours about shite that is completely uninteresting when all you have on your mind is getting a nut and getting the frick out....if a man is dumb enough to believe that that chick is anything more than a highly upgraded substitute for jerking off then he is being delusional. It is all an act....there is no meaning to casual sex...and who the frick wants there to be? There is plenty of meaning to almost everything in life...that is the allure of casual sex....no meaning, no strings, no emotion....just the physical act....and with the right outlook on the subject and with no emotional attachment buying sex is preferable to the traditional act....you can buy the highest grade experience you can afford....from a $20 crack whore blowing you behind the titty bar to a $5000 a day Eastern European Escort....it is all about the act and it is as meaningless as rubbing one out....
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:11 am to
That site is a directory of soy sauce bath houses. Nowhere on there will you find a porn grade jennifer anniston offering the candles and bruno mars package
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:34 am to
Im 50...and easy to satisfy Chef. If I close my eyes that slant eyed great granddaughter of Yamammoto can be ANYBODY.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:40 am to
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There is a great deal of allure in the hunt....and of course it is a basis of human survival for us to attempt to breed with as many different women as possible.


Precisely. It is sport. With many parallels to the game of football. the college game especially

look at it. so much symmetry. we're all criminally over worked amateurs. Getting redshirted, instead of a season, means a week with the exact same amount of work yet no actual playing time. roughing the passer, instead of yardage, cost you the right to own a firearm. shite some of us even start following the players in high school to see how they develop

Im clearly of the sportsman variety. Penicillin is my steroid. red roof inn is my indoor practice facility. sometimes I even wear cleats
Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 10:01 am to
I have a business associate that has a pretty good setup. A fairly hot Latino comes and cleans his house in the nude and then he has happy ending orally.

$100. She visits once a week.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 10:21 am to
Thats an incredible bargain. its unreal how mexicans manage to saturate every sector of the unskilled labor market

I wonder if Trump realizes how fertile the voting field probably is with disgruntled domestic whores
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 12:01 pm to
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. sometimes I even wear cleats



A man has got to have purchase....
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 12:04 pm to
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I have a business associate that has a pretty good setup. A fairly hot Latino comes and cleans his house in the nude and then he has happy ending orally.

$100. She visits once a week.


He'll most wife's would be fine with this if they thought about it long....no house work and no dick sucking for a C note a week.....only young wives would balk at that......
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 1:01 pm to
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no house work and no dick sucking for a C note a week.....only young wives would balk at that


This is why I respect you Germ, you always apply an impenetrable rationale to matters of the heart
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7448 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 1:31 pm to
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only young wives would balk at that.


Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4139 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:39 am to
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I have a business associate that has a pretty good setup. A fairly hot Latino comes and cleans his house in the nude and then he has happy ending orally.

$100. She visits once a week.


he got her card?
Posted by TallyDawg
Florida
Member since Jul 2013
926 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:49 am to
to answer chef's original question...

you god damned right I would. May have to the next time I'm up that way.

Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4139 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:56 am to
My house needs a rub down as much as I do...I'll take the naughty maid
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:01 pm to
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its unreal how mexicans manage to saturate every sector of the unskilled labor market


If you're renting it, wouldn't you want your bangtail to be at least semi-skilled?
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:31 pm to
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If you're renting it, wouldn't you want your bangtail to be at least semi-skilled?


Wouldn't you think a professional pole puffer would be more skilled than a drunk random at the bar?
Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:30 pm to
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he got her card?


Out in CA.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:12 pm to
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If you're renting it, wouldn't you want your bangtail to be at least semi-skilled? Wouldn't you think a professional pole puffer would be more skilled than a drunk random at the bar?



I have heard of a badly puffed pole but I personally think it is a mythical thing. How exactly does having your pole puffed turn bad? I dated an ole gal in Kennesaw, Ga back in the day who was addicted to ludes and had a mouth full of braces (Cobb County was a different place for high school kids in the late 70's). While that combination would seem conducive to a pole puffing going terribly bad her constant nodding off while in the act was actually quite enjoyable and lead to a lifetime addiction to a little light tooth action while being felated....I can't imagine a bad pole puffing, but then again I am an eternal optimist....
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:36 pm to
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Wouldn't you think a professional pole puffer would be more skilled than a drunk random at the bar?
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That really depends on the bar in question.
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:39 pm to
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How exactly does having your pole puffed turn bad?


quote:

a little light tooth action


A lot of heavy tooth action.

An attempt at deepthroating with an insufficiently restrained gag reflex.

Ain't nothing idiotproof.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 7:58 pm to
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An attempt at deepthroating with an insufficiently restrained gag reflex.



Hell that is the ultimate goal....there is nothing better for the old ego than old girl having to bounce to the toilet to hurl.....if she don't make it it ain't no big deal either....

As long as your member is still mostly attached afterwards it is all good....if it becomes detached then the line between pole puffing and acting on an eating disorder has been crossed.....
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