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re: tOT : would you pay for a topless massage

Posted on 9/25/15 at 7:34 am to
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 7:34 am to
chef...you may be my favorite poster...
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 7:35 am to
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contact info please!!!



702-660-4298

shes in buckhead. dont go before approx 8pm this evening. thanks
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 8:03 am to
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I'm sure she rubs those fun bags all over you.




Yes. ol boy said she straddles your lower back in her underwear and oils her titties up. said while she rubbed out his shoulders felt like she was playing tic tax toe on his back with her nipple

If youre into that sorta thing
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54672 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 8:05 am to
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200 for an hour massage


To each their own but for 200 bucks I can buy about (48) 750's of Thunderbird and that would last me for a month with change left over for a can of sardines.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 4:32 pm to
So what happens when you get a massive boner, she just stare at it? She has to know that will happen
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14185 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 8:22 pm to
Girls an entrepreneur....gotta give it to her. Also she's hot...no doubt.

Seems to me if your laying face down you're missing out and can't see what's going on...for all he knew she could've been slapping him on the back with her dick.

I trust we'll get a full report later...but if you reach back there and feel a couple of balls you better tighten your sphincter and get out of there.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 9:40 pm to
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So what happens when you get a massive boner, she just stare at it? She has to know that will happen


Ok so that happened. and it was fricking great

No I didnt try to frick her or anything else. Not really into fricking hookers honestly. but it wasnt offered or even suggested really. and was never weird. I'll assume she would, just because. But would be hella expensive . and wouldnt surprise me in the least to know she doesnt. mainly because she doesnt have to

Looks : easily a 9+. drop dead gorgeous. If she sat next to any of you at a bar youd become stuttering idiots. and she smelled just as good

Yes there was a moment of truth at the end when she was working my quads etc where I didnt know what might go down but she just grabbed me for a second and smiled and was like "im doing my job huh?" And somehow made the moment pass like it happens every day. probably because it does. I love her

So now im home and probably gonna go hit the bar. and leave with a god damn 2 if I have to



Oh yea, and it was 160 and I gave her 20 extra. guess my boy gave her 40. no brainer. I'd do it again. I wanted to throw that little bit of money on her titties like a rapper when I got up


This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 9:44 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14185 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 9:47 pm to
Does she actually know anything about massage or is it like a girlfriend back rub...plus $160 cause she's that damn hot?
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27298 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 9:49 pm to
There's an Asian place down the road from Tattletales (shes not that hot) but you get the full monty message with a very happy ending.
Posted by Tropic Lightning
South Florida
Member since Nov 2006
923 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 9:51 pm to
Absolutely none of this makes any sense to me. Getting laid should cost no more then a dinner at Denny's and a Redbox rental.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 9:56 pm to
No definitely legit massage. palms, elbows, knees etc

And 160 because there's a bad arse naked bitch sitting on you massaging you and dragging her big beautiful titties across your back

Its like going to the strip club. Its pointless, but hell yeah
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

chef...you may be my favorite poster... 


No doubt about it.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:02 pm to
Who said anything about getting laid. I get pussy constantly. I do shite because its fricking fun and have little regard for money. Alway been that way, always will
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:27 pm to


Ride on Chef, ride on!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54672 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

shes in buckhead.


:inB4200bucksandNOhead:
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:30 am to

quote:

I do shite because its fricking fun and have little regard for money. Alway been that way, always will



Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:45 am to
I will never understand the reluctance of some to pay for pussy. All pussy is paid for.....and for the same quality of a true professional the cost ain't just a few drinks AFN the price of a hotel room......


Of course anyone can get laid for " free". But is it really free? Just listening to most women ramble on about the stupid shite they ramble on about is waaaaayyyyy more expensive than all but the highest end hooker. I understand if you don't have the money that listening and paying for pussy with sweat equity so to speak is your only option....but if you have the money why would you waste the time? I'm talking about just getting laid....nothing at all about anything other than the physical act....
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:34 am to
Well I personally harbor no illusions about the cost of time with women. I just find the more direct transaction crude and inelegant. Pussy is supply and demand, as with all commodities. They supply a warm place to put our dicks, and then demand currency and our dignity. Id personally rather pay with pride and grown man tears. When I don't win, of course

I hold no judgement against women of Ill repute. Ive "dated" strippers, escorts, garden variety sluts, and even nurses. I respect them just as much as I do lawyer and doctor bitches. But I'll never just hand over a credit card expressly to rent their arse for an hour. Too hoi polloi for my liking. besides, my reputation would never recover

Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:42 am to
"And even nurses"

This thread is some of your finest work Chef. A-game all the way. Talking Lambert vs SCU or Chubb vs Gradammit level.
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:00 am to
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Rubmaps.com


Spunk dropping the knowledge.
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