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re: Not so skinnyQB

Posted on 7/16/16 at 11:55 am to
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 11:55 am to
Tanks are in for Delta Bravos to show off their low IQ tattooes. I don't care about your tattooes and I don't want to see or smell your pits. If it is socially acceptable to dress like Florida now, I may as well move there full time. They have better fishing.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 12:54 pm to
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Great for working out, lounging at da hizzie, yard work, beach days, and visits to Kirby smart football camp.

....or for cruising the strip at Myrtle Beach with bros, or for pushing a shopping cart full of welfare babies around Walmart, or for accentuating the thin sideburns things you sculpted on the edge of your cheek bones..


Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 1:16 pm to
Many great QBs are also collosal douchebags and all are meathead goon types so I don't really care about this. Kind of like how musicians have to be embarrassing liberal commies in order to be good at music. It's just how nature works

Let's go ahead and get this out in the open though and quit pretending. Jacob Eason is a full tilt 99th percentile douche nozzle. Let's just own it.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24586 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 1:17 pm to
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Didn't we just go through another thread where it was decided if a guy critiques what another guy's wearing, he must be a Homo?




I dunno. If I see someone wearing a button down polo with a backwards fitted hat that comes down over their eyebrows theres a 99% chance I fricking hate him.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86474 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 3:04 pm to
didn't wanna start a new topic, but here's one of our starting OTs looking enormous.

LINK
This post was edited on 7/16/16 at 4:06 pm
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
32876 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:00 pm to
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Myrtle Beach with bros, or for pushing a shopping cart full of welfare babies around Walmart, or for accentuating the thin sideburns things you sculpted on the edge of your cheek bones..



You are confusing traditional tank top with a wife beater, Which seems like the kind of thing a backwards arse guy like yourself would wear.
Posted by Kneehigh
Low Country
Member since Nov 2012
13250 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:11 pm to
Wife beaters and tanks are nothing alike... Those who just wear beaters are the welfare pushing, socialist goons who expect everything for free and listen to Eminiem in their Honda low-rider or 95 Jeep Cherokee jacked off the ground 3"...
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 5:27 pm to

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You are confusing traditional tank top with a wife beater

No, I'm not.

Go to walmart, put a blindfold on, spin around in circles for 15 seconds or so, and then randomly spit as far as you can.

When you take the blind-fold off, you will see that if your spit hit a male that he most likely is wearing some variant of the standard issue moron/douche costume from above.

I give the walmart people a pass. Eason, though, is the whitebread doucher stealing from their trash culture because he saw it on yo Mtv raps.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 5:27 pm to
If you are wearing a shirt and I can see your arm pits, you are a Delta Bravo.
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7004 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:19 pm to


I know this image will get all you sweet, silly fashion police hot and bothered. Admit it. You will feel better outside of the closet. It's dark in there.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86474 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:27 pm to
no cargos = good to go

can someone tell me who those people are besides eason
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

No, I'm not.


Yes. You are.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:40 pm to

quote:

can someone tell me who those people are besides eason


From left to right:

Country Club McGangsta
Ernie Els son "Chandler" (named after the Friends character)
WHitebread Sam
Not sure, some Oklahoma player
Atlanta Pete
and at the bottom, Beaker from the Muppets
Posted by Kneehigh
Low Country
Member since Nov 2012
13250 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:41 pm to
I only notice Eason and Nauta... I have no idea who the others are...
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:41 pm to
Eason, Nauta, and Sage Hardin are the main ones
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86474 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Jefferson Dawg




Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 11:15 pm to
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Not sure, some Oklahoma player


WTF is Eason wearing a Sooner's jersey for. Do we not give him enough free clothing? Kirby has some work to do to get our guys all swagged up... do we have an arrangement with a Mens' Clothier in Athens for the team yet?
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9421 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 12:32 am to
Because Brian Bosworth was a badass.
Posted by Rounder1
Member since Feb 2013
522 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 6:23 am to
Not directed at the OP...

Posters, consider this. This fricker could be wearing a pink leotard, combat boots, and canary yellow fedora and could still slay more grade A+ pussy in a weekend than most of us will before age claims the functionality of our cocks.

Translation.... When you have his talent you do what you want; wear what you want. Leaders don't worry about followers any more than lions concern themselves with the opinions of zebras.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 8:14 am to
The terrorists have won.
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