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Posted on 5/11/17 at 7:17 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/11/17 at 7:17 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Posted on 5/11/17 at 9:03 pm to Litigator
Litigator,
-Congrats on your co-Championship with Cheesegrits
-in the 201 7 Gimp Off
-Look
-the movies are dead
-cable tv is dead
-espn is dead
-the MSM is dead
-BCS and BB are basically diamonds in a terd pile
-also, I was thinking about the mable book thing
-and during that deal Chuck and Jimmy reminisce about
-a daffy duck night light with a glowing beak
-and Chuck says something about how everyone was scared it'd burn. the. whole. house. down.
-uh. oh.
-Congrats on your co-Championship with Cheesegrits
-in the 201 7 Gimp Off
-Look
-the movies are dead
-cable tv is dead
-espn is dead
-the MSM is dead
-BCS and BB are basically diamonds in a terd pile
-also, I was thinking about the mable book thing
-and during that deal Chuck and Jimmy reminisce about
-a daffy duck night light with a glowing beak
-and Chuck says something about how everyone was scared it'd burn. the. whole. house. down.
-uh. oh.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 9:21 pm to Jefferson Dawg
-"Uh Oh" is the name of a song
-particularly, a band named "King Kong" out of Lex KY in the 90's
-At 2:19 he sings:
-"Daffy Duck doesn't give a frick"
-2+1+9=12
-1+2=3
-3 is the magic number
Uh Oh by King Kong 1993ish
-particularly, a band named "King Kong" out of Lex KY in the 90's
-At 2:19 he sings:
-"Daffy Duck doesn't give a frick"
-2+1+9=12
-1+2=3
-3 is the magic number
Uh Oh by King Kong 1993ish
Posted on 5/11/17 at 9:53 pm to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
Litigator, Congrats on your co-Championship with Cheesegrits in the 2017 Gimp Off.
What shall I do to commemorate this most momentous occasion?
-Print a t-shirt
-Hang a co-champions banner from the rafters
-Incorporate this award in a DawgRant avi
-Use it as a resume builder to try and get a part in an upcoming episode of Better Call Saul
-Maybe even get an outfit
The possibilities are limited only by the confines of the human mind.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:04 pm to Litigator
quote:
What shall I do to commemorate this most momentous occasion?
Too bad we did not do this earlier, they had 50 cent corn dogs at Sonic last week.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:47 pm to Litigator
Litigator,
I'm not sure which would be funnier.... 1) If your wife or grand kids stumble on your internet search cache and learn that you are googling for images of gimp sex slaves, or 2) you trying to explain it away in that you were just innocently participating in a Gimp Off in a fried chicken e-thread.
Holy shite
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:03 am to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
I'm not sure which would be funnier.... 1) If your wife or grand kids stumble on your internet search cache and learn that you are googling for images of gimp sex slaves, or 2) you trying to explain it away in that you were just innocently participating in a Gimp Off in a fried chicken e-thread.
Tough decision but probably the latter would be easier to explain given the history of DawgRant contests with some of them being of the bizarro variety. It's all in good fun so you can justify about anything.
On the chicken front I saw the KFC extra crispy fried chicken commercial yesterday and didn't realize it before but there's a hellalotta batter goes on that chicken.
The other thing I was not aware of is that as a promotional matter they offered limited bottles of sunscreen which purportedly smells like fried chicken. LINK
Must be pretty good sunscreen in that although it is not as expensive as a Honus Wagner baseball card a bottle did fetch $305.00 on eBay.
Expensive stuff.
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 11:09 am
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:58 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Season 5, episode 6, "Off Brand" in 3, 2, 1......
Let's do this one, Live
Let's do this one, Live
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:09 pm to Jefferson Dawg
-restaurant name setting in opener is "El michuocano"
-Gus told employees in emergency group meeting two episodes ago he used to run a restaurant called "el michooicayano"
-that was harassed by the cartel
-Nacho money still in rolls
-BCS intro sequence colors getting darker by the episode
-Gus told employees in emergency group meeting two episodes ago he used to run a restaurant called "el michooicayano"
-that was harassed by the cartel
-Nacho money still in rolls
-BCS intro sequence colors getting darker by the episode
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:09 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Almost as many posts in the KFC thread that is now about BCS as in the season long baseball thread only on the GSB
only on the GSB
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:17 pm to TMDawg
-jimmy and Kim toast victory in front of the WM trajectory downward logo
-mirror on ceiling reflects it
-things are reversed in mirror reflections
-so the trajectory is pointed UPWARDS!!!
-until hello lady knocks
-dammit!
-mirror on ceiling reflects it
-things are reversed in mirror reflections
-so the trajectory is pointed UPWARDS!!!
-until hello lady knocks
-dammit!
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:19 pm to TMDawg
quote:
Almost as many posts in the KFC thread that is now about BCS as in the season long baseball thread only on the GS
-Kirby Smart's fault
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:20 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Just had the Georgia Gold tonight... Not too bad.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:38 pm to Kneehigh
-"To new beginnings "
-Chuck and Hamlin's scotch toast
-which is a Macallan 1966
-Hamlin says it's 35 years old which puts us specifically in the year 2001
-Far out. Holy fn shite
-also treasure chest bubble maker for goldfish as per vet's comment
-Chuck and Hamlin's scotch toast
-which is a Macallan 1966
-Hamlin says it's 35 years old which puts us specifically in the year 2001
-Far out. Holy fn shite
-also treasure chest bubble maker for goldfish as per vet's comment
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:52 pm to Jefferson Dawg
-a complete line slash stripe seizure Fest
-if you can't see the lines by now, you're retarded
-also, BB face melters
-big ones
-holy frick
-we're getting too close
-THERES GOONA BE OVERLAP
-if you can't see the lines by now, you're retarded
-also, BB face melters
-big ones
-holy frick
-we're getting too close
-THERES GOONA BE OVERLAP
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:52 pm to Jefferson Dawg
And not to mention the middle man linking Walter to Gus to.... Wait for it....
#SaulMfer's
#SaulMfer's
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:02 pm to Kneehigh
Boom... Saul
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:09 pm to Kneehigh
BUCKLE UP, seat backs and trays to locked.......
Bwah ha ha I was right. And nobody listens to me. frick all mongotards and naysayers. Kiss my arse rot in hell....
"Don't wear stripes because you'll moire"
-Saul Goodman
Season 3, episode 6, as we learn the Saul Goodman transition
Google "moire pattern" shitheads. Holy frick. Face melted. On floor. In a puddle. Have no face....
Bwah ha ha I was right. And nobody listens to me. frick all mongotards and naysayers. Kiss my arse rot in hell....
"Don't wear stripes because you'll moire"
-Saul Goodman
Season 3, episode 6, as we learn the Saul Goodman transition
Google "moire pattern" shitheads. Holy frick. Face melted. On floor. In a puddle. Have no face....
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:10 pm to Litigator
quote:
Must be pretty good sunscreen in that although it is not as expensive as a Honus Wagner baseball card a bottle did fetch $305.00 on eBay
Just think 2 words
George Hamilton
Then it all makes sense.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Why doesn't nacho tell the old man to frick off and beat the shite out of him?
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