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Posted on 5/17/17 at 10:01 pm to Litigator
-That'd be funny if you were a drummer and grabbed two magical wands
-instead of drum sticks
-and were pounding out the beat
-and went 1!, 2!, 3!, 4!..........
Oh shite, now my bass player is a can of soup
-instead of drum sticks
-and were pounding out the beat
-and went 1!, 2!, 3!, 4!..........
Oh shite, now my bass player is a can of soup
Posted on 5/19/17 at 7:03 am to deeprig9
quote:
Trying to figure out how to handle this.
Is your neighbor mexican?
If so building a wall is possible and may get a Trump tax credit for it
quote:
I have a plan.
Land mines?
Seriously tho, just yell at the clouds and tell the kids to get off your grass
Meanwhile, back at the ranch consuming grits with some tasty arse scrimps I really have little care for your current problems but I believe I will have another Guiness for breakfast.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 8:15 am to deeprig9
quote:I think he has you in a bind. Necklacing is the only way now.
Tires hold standing water. I have a plan.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:46 pm to TMDawg
Before I go into details I need to determine my legal liability in a number of strictly hypothetical situations. I need Litigator 's counsel, pro bono, and not real because the GA bar hasn't cleared him to give legal advice here, so this will be for pretend... see?
Posted on 5/19/17 at 6:21 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
Land mines?
Sirusly though
Tell dem kids
Dey got to go
Meanwhile
Back at the ranch
Consuming grits
With some tasty arse scrimps
Cheese Grits, Congrats on pioneering a new rap genre!
Gimp Hop
Posted on 5/19/17 at 6:23 pm to TMDawg
quote:
Necklacing is the only way now
Like that thing they put on Brad Pitt's neck in The Counselor?
Posted on 5/19/17 at 8:49 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Wild one in progress at Suntrust. You people need to get on this bandwagon...
-Braves have worked their way out of basement into 2nd place
-this weekend series is against division leader washington
-chance to make up some more ground
-Braves 4 Nationals 4 top of 6th
-bench Swanson
Posted on 5/19/17 at 8:55 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Swanson redemption
-great hustle
-great hustle
Posted on 5/19/17 at 8:56 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Through the dogwoods and poplars out the window, justice awaits the Redneck.
#LOMF
#LOMF
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:01 pm to deeprig9
Meanwhile
Back at da house
Worshippin beelzebub
With some tasty arse skrimp
Back at da house
Worshippin beelzebub
With some tasty arse skrimp
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:04 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Have you even met this neighbor yet that you're going to put a Satan curse on? Over tires and boxes.
***itd be funny if you answered this question in Gimp Hop
***itd be funny if you answered this question in Gimp Hop
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:22 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man that rises and sleeps under the blanket of freedom my Dark Lord provides, then questions the manner in which my Dark Lord provides it. I'd rather you say "Thank you" and be on your way.
I don't want to comment on Plan A, as it involves my HOA.
Plan B is Blair Witch shite.
Spook him with trinkets, which will prompt him to put up trail cams. Then wander through dressed up like Jason or something else. Then I put up my own cam, to record him staking out the area, the redneck that he is. Predictable redneck. Then hire a surveyor to go out there to mark the property line. Then capture video of the Redneck murdering the surveyor. Then the Redneck goes to jail. I put up signs saying No Dumping. New tenants in the shithole property dump their trash on the other side.
Either way, problem solved.
I don't want to comment on Plan A, as it involves my HOA.
Plan B is Blair Witch shite.
Spook him with trinkets, which will prompt him to put up trail cams. Then wander through dressed up like Jason or something else. Then I put up my own cam, to record him staking out the area, the redneck that he is. Predictable redneck. Then hire a surveyor to go out there to mark the property line. Then capture video of the Redneck murdering the surveyor. Then the Redneck goes to jail. I put up signs saying No Dumping. New tenants in the shithole property dump their trash on the other side.
Either way, problem solved.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:34 pm to deeprig9
So, you haven't even hung pictures on the wall , nor spoken eye to eye with your neighbor yet , and you're already calling the HOA on him?
That's ATL as frick! Hit the ground running. I like it!
That's ATL as frick! Hit the ground running. I like it!
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:35 pm to deeprig9
Yessssss?
Maybe too late to the party; I'm actually at one.
Maybe too late to the party; I'm actually at one.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:37 pm to Litigator
-still tied
-bottom of 7th
bases loaded
-2 outs
-Ruiz
-bottom of 7th
bases loaded
-2 outs
-Ruiz
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:38 pm to Jefferson Dawg
StiiiiiiiiRIKE 3
-frick
-frick
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:48 pm to Litigator
Litigator, deeprig9 has a potential new best friend next door that may have all kinds of wisdom to share, but this scenario may evaporate and turn to hatred if we don't do something quick. Please try talking to him. I tried, but this braves game is good.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:56 pm to Jefferson Dawg
quote:Na, it's some crazy shite they do with tires in Africa. Super fricked up.
Like that thing they put on Brad Pitt's neck in The Counselor?
Posted on 5/19/17 at 9:59 pm to TMDawg
-Mar
-ka
-kis
MARKAKIS!!!!!
Braves on top 5-4 bottom of 8th
-ka
-kis
MARKAKIS!!!!!
Braves on top 5-4 bottom of 8th
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