Get me out of Jury duty

Just that about all the people who died or were maimed so you can sit on a jury...

Go to jury selection dressed in a suit, looking very put together and very serious. Someone who the defense wouldn't want judging their client.

That would work too. You just have to make yourself appear to be a really unappealing jury candidate for one side or the other

tell the attys when asked that it's a good thing they called you, because you tell if somebody's guilty by simply looking at them..

glad to help..

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When they ask the group questions, raise your hand every damn time

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and this...

Tell the defense lawyer that his client must be guilty or the cops wouldn't have charged him. Worked every time I have tried.

Answer the questions truthfully.

That's not a joke or a trick, but sensible advice.

Put it this way, if you ever get charged with a crime you didn't commit or get caught up in some sort of business dispute you have to pursue in court, do you really want the only people on your jury to be the folks that werent clever enough to avoid jury duty? Of course not.

Cammo hat, nra shirt, dirty jeans and work boots. Bring your own Bible.

When the Lawyer starts asking you questions all you have to do is tell him that you think every criminal deserves the same rights that they give the person that they perpetrate there crime against and that is none at all. You can forget about being on that jury. Good luck it worked for me.