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re: Write a haiku about your season opener

Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:23 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:23 am to
rammerjammer jerks

to tranny dicks and fake boobs

a strange sort of gay
Posted by GregAl
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
3659 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:31 am to
Roll Tide yells the crowd.

Nick Saban prepares the troops.

The Badgers are doomed.
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:34 am to
Who are we playing?
I have never heard of them.
Bourbon pours like rain.
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:39 am to
Why am I working?
I should be drunk as frick now.
This sucks like ghey Ags!
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:01 am to
Smoky out tunnel
One hundred yards deer rifle
Could drop him, Eli
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 11:41 am
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8630 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:28 am to
Gamecocks Play Today
Can not be worse than last year
Head Ball Coach said so
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Jerry World, again!
Alabama scores fitty,
Wisconsin nothing.
Best one in the thread.
Posted by Jeaux Cool
Frisco via NELA
Member since Sep 2015
1746 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:57 am to
LSU gonna win
McNeese does not stand a chance
GTH Cowboys
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 10:57 am
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:48 pm to
I love these threads
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:54 pm to
quote:


I love these threads





Well, get to 'ku-ing, baw. See what you got.
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:58 pm to
There, in the distance,
a lone pine. The wind whispers,
"The Aggies are ghey."
Posted by ryanexsus
Little Rock
Member since May 2009
795 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:59 pm to
The Hogs will win this
Utep is not very good
Ready to get drunk
Posted by Bullygrowl
over here
Member since Sep 2011
12 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:48 pm to
You starve your mascot
We skull drag your football team
The new Death Valley
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:52 pm to
Carl Lawson lays down the smack

Like Petrino's Harley

With a bitch on his back
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 3:54 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78373 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:03 pm to
In state rent a win.
But first I have to get drunk
Leaving at halftime.


Posted by UOFMO
Member since Dec 2011
277 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:08 pm to
SEMO is who we play
Thought radio said semen
No Jizz Jars around
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:23 pm to
The ghey eagle stoops
O’er plowed fields redneck Mordor
Augers in makes hole
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28794 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 4:32 pm to
Tigers and Cowboys
Are ready to take the field
Tigers win, of course
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