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re: Write a haiku about your season opener

Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4122 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:46 pm to
Not a haiku, but auburn is all about second chances.
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 7:49 pm
Posted by GaTiger77
Member since Nov 2013
953 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:46 pm to
Auburn will dominate
Stick it up birds butt
Dome is wrecked
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4122 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:47 pm to
U-tep really sucks
Arkansas is the greatest
Tfear shall be known
Posted by throwingoranges
Member since Jul 2014
555 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Much like your gay tigers.


MykTide sucks small nuts
Alabama parasite
Hepatitis C
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 7:51 pm
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:48 pm to
Alabama is
The best team in the country
Suck it Wisconsin
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 7:49 pm
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45136 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:52 pm to
Only McNeese State
Still close after first quarter
Rantards will still melt
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24095 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 7:56 pm to
Admirable foe.
But Badgers young on O Line.
Get the KY ready.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:02 pm to
Never seen a 6-7-4 haiku before
Posted by GaTiger77
Member since Nov 2013
953 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:11 pm to
Crap! I really messed up.
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8804 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:20 pm to
Come Saturday night

L S U begins it's run

Prepare thy anus

Posted by 50 yard line
Member since Aug 2015
81 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:29 pm to
frick you all
All of you're cool
I hate being bi-polar its fricking awesome.
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 9:30 pm
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8283 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:50 pm to
Mike the Tiger roars
A&M drinks their own pee
Harris will play well
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 9:52 pm
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26496 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Ima go out back

Pop my trunk and yall gone see

Freezus saves, Swag don't.


This is really underrated.

Well done.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26496 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:02 pm to
Drinking a bloody
College Gameday on the tube
Life is good, again
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Bro. Not only does Tennessee not open with Auburn, but we don't even play this year. You had ONE job




Wait, do you actually think that worthless piece of disease ridden shite,logjammin, is a Tennessee fan?



Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:13 pm to
Astro Dobbs takes off
Butch prepares to frick your team
In your tight assholes
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:26 pm to
Sweet delicious grass

Savory in the dew, Green

Auburn loses five
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:28 pm to
Whisky can cause a devil's funk
Better to use for epic drunk
Bama gonna punk
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 9:56 am
Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1337 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Wait, do you actually think that worthless piece of disease ridden shite,logjammin, is a Tennessee fan?


I'm guessing he's a jilted Arky fan.
Posted by Tigerpaul1969
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Jan 2010
4445 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:43 pm to
I agree. Best one yet.
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