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re: Write a haiku about your season opener

Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:48 pm to
In the windless dome
Like a laptop through the air
Jeremy's deep ball
Posted by dawgM2
MS
Member since Jan 2013
4264 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:51 pm to
The Mustard Buzzards
Not a worthy opponent
But it's still football!
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

In the windless dome
Like a laptop through the air
Jeremy's deep ball


Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:56 pm to
Pressure is mounting
Has Nick Saban hit a wall?
At least Scott still punts
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:58 pm to
Lol no running game
Nkemdiche overrated
They're gonna miss Bo
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22151 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 10:59 pm to
Ribs, chops and chicken

You there, find me some cheeses

Blert, Fat Blert, is fat
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 11:01 pm
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:00 pm to
Spring break fights for Dak
1A? 1B? Oh, who cares
Dan still hasn't slept
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:03 pm to
Who needs a QB?
Tiger fans growing restless
The decline is real
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:07 pm to
A stretch of a hire
Lackluster performances
UF job is "meh"
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26477 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:09 pm to
"We're back!" so they say
Irrelevant since George Bush
Rocky Top clown show
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25457 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:37 pm to
Why do you stalk me
You are gay as your tigers
frick yourself you frick
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:05 am to
Petrino makes Bert
Look bad as he only loses
To Auburn by 10
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:06 am to
you win

TA putting in some good work too
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:08 am to
Lawson off the edge
Taking off your QB's head
Cardinals are dead
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:09 am to
Nick has quarterbacks
Running into runningbacks
Watch out Wisconsin!
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:10 am to
Louisville is cold
Auburn is more relevant
In Georgia than UGA
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:11 am to
Kentucky fans ask
Is it basketball season
Because frick football
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29445 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:14 am to
UTEP Miners' final journal entry

"Hog calls in the deep
We awakened the Bertrog
We cannot get out..."
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:29 am to
Ags going to the tine

On sun Devils we shall dine

Then frick their fine dimes
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 1:30 am to
Lawd... Half the LSU fans write about lil ol a&m, bless your hearts. We don't play for a few months, tho.

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