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re: Week 3 SECr Haiku Thread

Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19129 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

I am disabled
You insensitive countface
frick a billy goat


Sorry 'bout that, Hemp
Typical Bama fan, huh?
Just for you. "Roll Tard"




Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:02 pm to
Fine then, hillbilly
That was slightly uncalled for
I hate Tennessee
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

If you weren't black
I'd kick your gump candy arse
fricking hate crime laws


V&S you bitch
You know you can't kick my arse
Even if I was white.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19129 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

V&S you bitch - 5
You know you can't kick my arse - 7
Even if I was white - 6


Haiku fail
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69902 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:10 pm to
It's all good bro
I know you didn't mean it
Big Six'ers for life
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19129 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

We are coming soon
An unstoppable onslaught
We are a&m


You are coming soon?
Bonfires and jizz jars unite
You are G-A-Y
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:14 pm to
They are all jealous
Greatest stadium ever
Something bout corn dogs
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24148 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I am disabled
You insensitive countface
frick a billy goat


Its a fricking shame
Bama hasn't legalize
Med or Rec ganja.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:16 pm to
God Damn it frick you
frick your whore of a mother
and your shitty team
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69902 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:17 pm to
quote:


V&S you bitch
You know you can't kick my arse
Even if I was white





I have taken shits
Harder than your candy arse
This cracker can box
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24148 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

You are coming soon?
Bonfires and jizz jars unite
You are G-A-Y


Aggies are a cult
Circle jerks and burning jizz
What were we thinking?
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33332 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:18 pm to
Cant haiku at all
even though im half asian
whites drive me
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:24 pm to
The Bears came to play.
Alas. Pretend Rebs haz sadz.
Swag interceptions.
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

I have taken shits
Harder than your candy arse
This cracker can box



Me and Tbird will
Call both Sharpton and Jackson
to kick your white arse
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69902 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Me and Tbird will
Call both Sharpton and Jackson
to kick your white arse




I'll knock Jesse out
And hit Al Sharpton so hard
That he votes for Trump
Posted by NorthReb
Michigan
Member since Jul 2013
547 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:43 pm to
Visiting weed man
Will be feeling good after game
Even if Rebs lose
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:43 pm to
Catamount deez nutz
Eyebrows cause air resistance
Streak ending next week
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:45 pm to
Roses are red
Kentucky is blue
29 in a row
About to butt frick you


I only know poems that go with Roses are red.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:47 pm to
"Tennessee Football"
"Almost back since 2012"
It's sad since it's true.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13136 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 4:57 pm to
I'm just gon' stand here
And slow clap this whole damned thread
Nice frickin' haikus
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