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Week 3 SECr Haiku Thread

Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:29 pm
The Five-Seven-Five
Is the pattern to follow
So please do not suck.

Here in the bayou,
I smell the wafting odor
Of deep-fried wieners.

The Crimson and White
Play the Powder Blue and Red;
One big Klan rally.

Up on Rocky Top,
The butt-chugging will commence
Sooner or later.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 2:31 pm
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:32 pm to
2poop has the gay
He likes to fondle man butt
Sidewalk fan for sure
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111486 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:34 pm to
We will play UConn
I fully expect a win
Winning is better
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:37 pm to
Ole Miss sucks fat cock
The hubris is humorous
Freeze is a beaver
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:38 pm to
Jeremy Johnson
Can't read a defense for shite
play him anyway
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:39 pm to
What is that smell?
It reeeks of Bryan Corn Dogs
LSU Gameday
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Jeremy Johnson
Can't read a defense for shite
play him anyway


Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9620 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:40 pm to
LSU sucks arse
Texas A&M sucks arse
Arkansas doesn't
Posted by NorthReb
Michigan
Member since Jul 2013
547 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:41 pm to
Crimson is ugly
Can't compare to powder blue
What were they thinking
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:41 pm to
Well dang :(
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:41 pm to
AuburnCPA
1st Ballot Hall of Flamer
I'm back to rekt shite
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:41 pm to
in b4:

Toledo Tole
Toledo toledo to
toledo tole
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:42 pm to
spurrier is old
forgets that he is coaching
drinks coors on sideline
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95852 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:42 pm to
Two foes colliding
Georgia South Carolina
shite we suck again
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30535 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:42 pm to
Lost to Kentucky?
Nick Chubb is going in dry
Lambert will pass bad
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:42 pm to
Bielema is fat
He has brown gravy for blood
Holy Toldeo
Posted by Oxford
Memphis, TN
Member since Nov 2013
1921 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
Smoke cheap cigarettes
Drink knockoff soda products
That's Alabama
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Smoke cheap cigarettes
Drink knockoff soda products
That's Alabama


I mostly agree
you did forget one thing though
lays potato chips
Posted by NorthReb
Michigan
Member since Jul 2013
547 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:45 pm to
Chest tat has been gone
Blake Sims is now gone as well
Bama fricked at QB
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