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re: Week 3 SECr Haiku Thread
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:59 pm to northalabamacracker
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:59 pm to northalabamacracker
Smelly Baton Rouge
Middle of septic tank sewer
Toxic waste dump pukes
Middle of septic tank sewer
Toxic waste dump pukes
0
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:00 pm to zelman
Toledo Rockets
Bielema no longer captain
HAHA Arkansas
Bielema no longer captain
HAHA Arkansas
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:09 pm to HempHead
Jeremy Johnson
Molester of Tiger D
No lubricant used
Molester of Tiger D
No lubricant used
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:10 pm to TheSandman
Auburn is the worst
Their fans are worse than the team
As gay as Aggies
Their fans are worse than the team
As gay as Aggies
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:12 pm to TheSandman
The VOLS are playing
Western Carolina U
No Fricks are given
Western Carolina U
No Fricks are given
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:13 pm to madmaxvol
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This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 10:44 am
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:16 pm to TheSandman
Bama gonna win
Ole Miss is done it's over
Print the fricking. ...........rings?
Ole Miss is done it's over
Print the fricking. ...........rings?
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:21 pm to TheSandman
Nick Chubb goes in dry
Steve is brother to Moses
And Lambert fricks up
Steve is brother to Moses
And Lambert fricks up
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:21 pm to graychef
Leslie Miles retard
Depends on other coaches
shite bout get pushed in
Depends on other coaches
shite bout get pushed in
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:22 pm to northalabamacracker
Poor ol' Vanderbilt
To whom no shite is given
But they make money
To whom no shite is given
But they make money
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:23 pm to TheSandman
Run, run, run, and run
Run and run and run and run
LSU game plan
Run and run and run and run
LSU game plan
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:24 pm to northalabamacracker
Prepare Thy Anus
LSU gets arse pounded
Auburn be gentle
LSU gets arse pounded
Auburn be gentle
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:26 pm to northalabamacracker
For whom the cowbell
Tolls. It tolls for thee, bullies
CLANGA CLANGA CLANG
Tolls. It tolls for thee, bullies
CLANGA CLANGA CLANG
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:27 pm to DaRobber
We are DBU
Jeremy Johnson throws picks
STTDB
Jeremy Johnson throws picks
STTDB
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:28 pm to northalabamacracker
Boring 80's O
Bores SEC to blank sleep
Rather watch green grass grow
Bores SEC to blank sleep
Rather watch green grass grow
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:28 pm to TheSandman
Colonel Reb is cry'n
Eyes fixed on his past glory
Hear the death rattle
Eyes fixed on his past glory
Hear the death rattle
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:28 pm to northalabamacracker
Northalabamacracker
Sucks big Cocks
Deepthroats them all while wearing his socks
Sucks big Cocks
Deepthroats them all while wearing his socks
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:29 pm to jcolding41
I would take my time
in the penitentiary
to cap war Eagle.
in the penitentiary
to cap war Eagle.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:31 pm to Jenar Boy
Haiku hard for you
Jenar Boi defends retard
Leslie Miles with poem
Jenar Boi defends retard
Leslie Miles with poem
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:31 pm to Dodgson
Ain't no wins on good
Ol Rocky Top, frick Phat Phil
Nine in a row, bitch
Ol Rocky Top, frick Phat Phil
Nine in a row, bitch
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