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re: Week 3 SECr Haiku Thread

Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:45 pm to
Bama Fan since birth
fricking my sister since 8
Dad is my uncle
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:46 pm to
Jonathan Jon Jon
Bonathan Bonathan Bon
Donathan Don Don
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95899 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:46 pm to
Is this how we do?
Communicate in haiku?
Can you rhyme it too?
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:46 pm to
Lay's Potato Chips?
Excuse me, that's insulting.
Golden Flake Sweet Heat.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86463 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:48 pm to
omg, I seriously feel dumb.


golden flake WG you frickin idiot, golden flake.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26510 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:48 pm to
Oxford sluts do coke
Then they want a rough frickin'
Jizz on face, Roll Tide
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2365 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:49 pm to
Cats expell demons
Rain ruins do's in Gainesville
It hides the tears well
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26692 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:49 pm to
LSU dick butts
We puffing on the fifty
Butt dicks LSU
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:49 pm to
What is their mascot?
More confused than Bruce Jenner.
I respect neither.
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28335 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:50 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 10:44 am
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Jeremy Johnson
Can't read a defense for shite
play him anyway


Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:52 pm to
Forget the stiff dew
Of biblical proportions;
Chance of rain? Never.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26510 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:52 pm to
Is he gonna play?
Can Bama make a field goal?
D-lines finna eat

I have read tRant
Lots of Rebals talking shite
We may be humbled
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:53 pm to
Louisiana
Smells of sledge hammered dog shite
F-U-L-S-U
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2365 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:53 pm to
Joy is a high five
The deafening Rush of field
A walk home with beer
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:55 pm to
Our super-secret
Field-goal deflector machine
Gives the barn the win.
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:57 pm to
AuburnCPA
Soulless ginger dick sucker
Gadsden is a sewer
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:57 pm to
The Auburn Tigers
are going to be sweating balls.
They don't have the chest.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26692 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:57 pm to
Body is ready
For what happens tomorrow
Molest LSU
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