re: Texas- Texas A&M rivalry

You're right. They beat our pathetic asses nearly every fricking year for the first 20 years and from 1940 to 1975. Not much of a rivalry.

We are never playing those frickers again, so there is no need to even mention them. Not our rival. . Why bring up a non-rival?

Aggots are very sensitive about the whole UT thing. They got mad and bolted to the SEC to get away from the influence of UT over the conference and the Longhorn Network. Guess they never heard of the term due diligence. Bama has as much or more influence over the SEC as Texas did over the Big 12.

Niedermeyer from Animal House would be the perfect mental image of a cadet from ATM.

In 2012, aggy went 6-2 in the SEC. Those 6 wins came against teams that finished 18-30 in SEC play, while their 2 losses came against teams that were 13-3.
In 2013, aggy went 4-4 in the SEC. Those 4 wins came against teams that finished 10-22 in SEC play, while their 4 losses came against teams that were 26-6.
In 2014, aggy went 3-5 in the SEC. Those 3 wins came against teams that finished 9-15 in SEC play, while their 5 losses came against teams that were 29-11.
In 2015, aggy is 2-1 in the SEC. Those 2 wins have comes against teams that are currently 2-4, while their loss is to a team that is 3-1.

aggy has beaten exactly 1 team that finished with a winning record in SEC play. That was Alabama in 2012.

In 2012, in their 6 wins they beat their opponent by an average of 46.2 to 20.7 -> 25.5 ppg. In their 2 losses, it was 18.0 to 22.0 -> -4.0
In 2013, in their 4 wins they beat their opponent by an average of 48.3 to 34.0 -> 14.3 ppg. In their 4 losses, it was 28.5 to 39.0 -> -10.5
In 2014, in their 3 wins they beat their opponent by an average of 42.7 to 31.3 -> 11.3 ppg. In their 5 losses, it was 19.0 to 39.8 -> -20.8
In 2015, in their 2 wins they beat their opponent by an average of 29.0 to 19.0 -> 10.0 ppg. In their 1 losses, it was 23.0 to 41.0 -> -18.0

So every year they have been getting worse compared to the rest of the SEC, as the Sherman recruited NFL prospects left the program and replaced with Sumblin's guys.

Did you read what I wrote? I said they beat the shite out of A&M from 1894 to about 1916. Then, the beat the shite out of A&M consistently from 1940 to 1975.

How was the being sensitive?

It's like:

Corndog (or somebody else): Longhorns Uganda Gang-Raped Aggy 75 to whatever all-time record. Ha ha. Aggy sucks. Not much of a rivalry. Hahaha.

Aggy: you're right. Not much of a rivalry. They really fricked us up the arse, particularly for most of the 20th century. Hell, we didn't beat them once in the first 20 attempts.

Corndog: Aggy is so sensitive about longhorn. Haha haha.



Admit it, you nutria Corndog ettouffee boudin burger. You are mad cuz we ain't mad.



So mad.

Nutria boudin ettouffee transplant to Tejas because LA sucks arse.

Scholarship parity?

There were several years in the 1960s when A&M gave out more football scholarships than The University of Texas.

Try again?

The revisionist history is obvious when A&M and Arkansas are both disowning their single national championship seasons (1939, 1964, respectively) as the "dark ages when we were little sisters of the poor and TEXAS was dominant."

Just take a gander at Old Rivalries versus SEC Country on TexAgs.

The last post on Old Rivalries was 7 minutes ago.

The last post on SEC Country (where they talk shite to SEC "rivals" was two days ago.

TEXAS was 12-5 against A&M in the last 17 games of the series.

Their only period of consistently beating TEXAS saw two major NCAA probations, and a near-miss on the death penalty because the basketball team got into the cheating act while football was serving time.

The result? Absolutely nothing on the national stage.

Silly **** Aggies.

Still not mad. Are you?

We get it. Not a rivalry. Now, get the frick out of here. Nobody gives a frick.

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Silly **** Aggies.

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Says texasfan.

On a dedicated SEC message board.

As the midnight hour fast approaches.

What's the big deal?

We've laughed at you for more than 100 years, why stop now?