re: Mullen would be fantastic at Oregon

Picking up steam for Mac?
#Oregon is an excellent job w/ some good young off. talent..Curious if Jim McElwain would be tempted to leave UF to return to the Pacific NW
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Don't know why he would leave when he can score only ONE touchdown in the last 10 quarters of the regular season and still make the SEC championship game in a time where college football is higher scoring than ever. Talk about limping to the finish line.... Ole Jim steady limpin to the bank to though, if only he could just spend some of that cash at the dentist.

I will say, yall's offense this year has been as pretty to watch as a Hugh Freeze vs Jim McElwain pretty smile contest. Atleast it would be entertaining. Alabama may score more points in the championship game than Florida has this season.

This might very well be the most ridiculous post I have ever read on the rant.

I, and everyone else who read it, is dumber for having done so.

You're trying too hard.

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you were wrong

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Nothing unusual about that.

But about what this time?

I will just take your word for it. I glanced over there but still don't know what you're referring to.

Unless you're saying you're Buga and MayorMary isn't you/Buga...

I don't think I posted anything about you and a new alter.

But I will take your word for it.

I really don't care. If you want to act like a retard and shite all over the boards and the admins don't care, then knock yourself out chief.

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Yeah I just looked and haven't posted over there since the 27th when I saw where you were banned. The thread I started to have a post quality reviews is actually anchored since your primary açct was banned.

Posters like you come and go. There will always be a Rebeloke, MizzouKillz, Oweo, Buga shitting all over the board and whoring it up for attention. So go for it.

Just like now, I'm one of the few posters up and posting and you're so attention starved you come up and tell me you're an alter in hopes of some attention.

Good luck buddy. Have fun.

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UF has money. Moo St? Not so much.

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you pay McElwain $4.3MM a year, we pay Mullen $4.2MM a year. We have spent ~$100MM on football stadium expansions in the past 5 years. We are in the process of spending $40MM on our new baseball stadium that will be the best baseball stadium in the country outside of Major League Parks and Omaha. Let's not get started on yall's high school baseball stadium. Hell, we even dropped $6MM on a new softball stadium for the Bitches(am I allowed to say that? they are lady dawgs). The fact is that the gap is closing and this isn't the 1980s anymore. If you're in the SEC, you have money.

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Florida has beaches and Disney and all sorts of stuff

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Beaches and Disney and all sorts of stuff, oh my!
(1) Disney is reallyyyyyy cool if your twelve.
(2) Mississippi does have beaches, while they may not be the best on the Gulf, I can take a short day trip over to the motherland Florida and be back in time to avoid sunburn and sand in my pants.
(3) we have all sorts of stuff too! I literally couldn't even begin to list all the "stuff" that is in Mississippi.

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What can you do in MS - go watch NASA fire up an experimental engine for 20 seconds?

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Yep, and I hope you enjoy watching us build the rockets that keep our astronauts safe. Come on man, if you're gonna knock on Mississippi, don't knock on Stennis Space Center. Without it there would be no pretty rockets for you to watch.

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Visit the poorest communities in the US?

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Jesus, step outside of your retirement resort man. 90% of Florida looks like a scene from a Sarah McLachlan Sponsor a Poor African/Asian/Other(PC bro) sweepstake commercial. Come on, Florida has some of the worst slums in the Country.

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See firsthand the effects of illiteracy

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Illiteracy? Come the frick on man, why are we talking about the inability to read when half of your state can't even SPEAK the English language. I go down to South Florida for the first time in my life for the 2014 Orange Bowl and I almost turned around because I thought I went to far and ended up in Cuba. The first step to reading is being able to speak the language.
HOWEVER, if you wanna just talk illitercy, According to the National Center for Educational Statistics, that's the government btw, 20% of Florida citizens lack basic reading skills, while 16% of Mississippi citizens lack basic reading skills. That's funny.

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Buy cheap gasoline?

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Yeahhhh.... Who doesn't like cheap gasoline? Oh well, I guess you got me there! Enjoy your expensive gasoline!

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MS is the most obese state in the nation.

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Sorry we eat good and chill hard. A fat man is a happy man, the wise Buddah once said. I'm sure the Latino's really pull yall's obesity ratings down. It's only a mirage though because they hide it in their asses

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Florida has hot chicks in bikinis everywhere.

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And unfortunately the bad can outweigh the good, quite literally. I never knew there were whales in the Gulf of Mexico until I visited the Florida Gulf Coast. Have you ever even been to Mississippi? We have beautiful women every where.
We have the 3rd most Miss America's(4) in the country and have the second most per capita. FLorida only has half as many Miss America's with a population 10 times larger than that of Mississippi. I aint to good at math n stuff cuz im from missipi but i think that theres a big diffrunce.

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Swamp v Davis Wade? LOL

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The swamp is literally the most overrated stadium in the conference. Trust me, I've been there, and the coolest thing about the Swamp is the name. Last time I went I did have a good time though, it just seemed a lot quieter than I thought it would be. Maybe that was because Dan "the apprentice" Mullen fired, I mean beat, his sickly former boss Urban Meyer. Maybe Urban was just sick of Gainsville? I'm sure his kids enjoyed Disney while it lasted though. Ole Mickey is a long way from Ohio.

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Even your AD dropped you with a quickness.

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Man, we sure will miss that guy. There was nothing like watching our AD walk around Starkville with his slacks hanging above his ankles and his polos buttoned up past his chin. He was really good at coming up with slogans though, I hear he likes the hashtag. I can see it now #FloridaIsHell. You better be careful, or that guy will slip it into your endzone when your not looking. What would we do without a glorified Marketing Director??? He did some very good things at State, but he is a doofus if I've ever seen one. Actually, he was a male cheerleader at a small private High School in good ole Jackson, MS. I'm sure he'll fit right into that pro-rainbow state of yours.

Can Florida just break off of continental US like California is going to? Just leave me the Emerald Coast so I can enjoy a nice weekend of vacation every now and then. As for the rest of the state, they may be in the South Eastern region of the United States, but it is anything but the South. If the southern edge of the peninsula could just break off and meet up with it's brothers 90 miles south, and the rest of the Peninsula could float away towards the Pacific to hang with their California Bretheren, the South may just be once again restored. And to think, Florida was almost the reason Hilary Clinton was our President, thank God yall, excuse me, you guysss didn't frick that one up. Pennsyl-frickin-quaker-vania voted more republican than the most Southern state in the United States! If I was a Floridian, I would seriously think about seeking shelter before the whole state goes under water. Just keep paying for that real nice expensive gas of yours, you're only further sinking that beautiful, sandy, confused, swampy, blue/red, state of yours and all of it's "sorts of stuff" into a hole that even you're most illegal of swimmers can't swim themselves out of.

Come on Florida, do what's right. Leave us now so that we can make the South great again!