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Posted on 1/6/13 at 7:24 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Oh and
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God damn I want to be him
Posted on 1/6/13 at 7:39 pm to cas4t
As mentioned earlier, keep some pre-fame friends around and always wear a rubber. After that, enjoy the ladies. Hell, enjoy them two at a time.
In this age of camera phones, it's got to suck to be underage and famous.
In this age of camera phones, it's got to suck to be underage and famous.
Posted on 1/6/13 at 7:46 pm to Latarian
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after winning the Super Bow
They won that in late September.
Posted on 1/6/13 at 7:59 pm to Latarian
Kid has the world by the balls and he fricking knows it. There isnt a man alive who doesnt wish they could go back and live out their early 20s as Johnny fricking Football.
Posted on 1/6/13 at 8:02 pm to Sao
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This kid will have a date rape charge levied within a month if he doesn't ground himself. Chicks love an easy mark
He's a mini version of Gronkowski
Posted on 1/6/13 at 8:09 pm to Latarian
I am currently trying to get my wife to agree to sleep with him and get knocked up so I can raise a child half as BadAss as JMFF.
Posted on 1/6/13 at 8:23 pm to MaroonNation
The real irony is perception couldn't be further from the truth in this case.. I've followed johnny for a long while now on twitter, and he is very much like Tebow. Always talking about church stuff.
Beyond his arrest for getting in the middle of the fight this summer, and handing the cop a fake ID, he hasn't done much except go to a few bars and have hot chicks hang all over him. What kid wouldn't like that attention?
Beyond his arrest for getting in the middle of the fight this summer, and handing the cop a fake ID, he hasn't done much except go to a few bars and have hot chicks hang all over him. What kid wouldn't like that attention?
Posted on 1/6/13 at 8:42 pm to Sao
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This kid will have a date rape charge levied within a month if he doesn't ground himself. Chicks love an easy mark
Sounds like someone has been burned before.
Posted on 1/6/13 at 9:18 pm to Kcoyote
Coke really is the most overrated drug out there. Get all chatty with a few friends talking about some dumbass shite and thinking you are having some kind of epiphany. If your looking for an upper, try rolling. That's the closest to chemically enduced bliss you'll get
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 1/6/13 at 9:33 pm to MaroonNation
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I am currently trying to get my wife to agree to sleep with him and get knocked up
Pregnancies don't result from taking it up the poop chute.
Posted on 1/6/13 at 9:34 pm to Sig
Everybody chill out. This guy has followed him on twitter for a few months... He knows the REAL JFF
Posted on 1/6/13 at 9:53 pm to Grunt Actual
If I could go back in time and be 20 and have a different piece of arse every night and have each one hotter than the night before, I would be all over that shite.
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