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re: Johnny Football offseason douchefest off and poppin'

Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:56 pm to
Shirt is def NF. A Robert Graham cheapie, probably from Nordstrom Rack
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68500 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:56 pm to
That kid may be ugly but he's getting more pussy than I could ever dream of right now.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:56 pm to
Didn't hurt his play much against the OU paper clips.

Guy is living the dream.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84848 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:57 pm to
He will frick and snort everything that moves for about six months then settle down. If he doesn't have a Honey Badger type situation by July he's in the clear.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Mohican
Member since Nov 2012
6179 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Yeah pretty much the only thing I noticed was the blonde




Frick him and his OT 10's.
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 1:58 pm to
JFF's lucky number is one, cuz thats how many tries it takes him to any fricking thing.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36761 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:00 pm to
JFF is everything Tebow should have been.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:01 pm to
Burberry scarf on a dude is ghey. But he can play some football.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:05 pm to
Lil Wayne calls bullshite, crispy.

Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:06 pm to
Lil Wayne is also a dipshit.

And possibly a homo.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 2:08 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:07 pm to
That's a solid point.

Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:07 pm to
He is turning into Cam. Ughhh
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:10 pm to
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God damn I want to be him.



Hope he has the sense to wear many raincoats or he'll be a billboard for STD mania.
Posted by CavalryAg07
ChiTown
Member since Jul 2009
2772 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:10 pm to
did the rant follow Cams every movement as well? I never gave a crap about what Cam did while off the gridiron so I'm new to this.

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand
Member since Nov 2012
1146 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:12 pm to
Johnny Manziel is in those pictures?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105404 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:13 pm to
Who doesn't want to be Johnny Football in Texas after a huge win over Choklahoma? The kid is doing what anyone else here would be doing after the year he had.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:13 pm to
yes

but lucky for Cam twitter wasnt big when he was in college
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:14 pm to
The only thing wrong with this photo would be if he didn't have a handful of that rack at some point later in the night.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19209 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:17 pm to
Kind of feel bad for him and all of the other ballets out there. He can't get his strange without the whole world knowing it.

Twitter sucks.
Posted by DesignatedT
San Antonio
Member since Aug 2011
1043 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 2:24 pm to
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