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re: Johnny Football offseason douchefest off and poppin'

Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:10 pm to
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Plus dude already has a history with the law, even Heisman winners don't get a lot of free passes.


He's the anti-Tebow. Slay away kid.

Posted by Javelina
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:11 pm to
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JFF is everything Tebow should have been
Posted by Latarian
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:12 pm to
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for not attempting to spell Derrick McFadden's carries with Felix Jones, Jr.


Felix was 42 years old when he attended Arkansas, too old to father a child.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:13 pm to


That's a fine bitch.
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:14 pm to
MOR
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:14 pm to
Looks like he's having a good time, taking it all in... You just have penis envy, it's understandable..

In short, you're an insecure bitch that acts as if the things you wish you could do are somehow inferior to what your current existence allows.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 3:16 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:16 pm to
Like a boss.

Posted by ImperialPalace
Galveston, Texas
Member since Oct 2012
2888 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:18 pm to
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who does this PUNKOLA think he is? partying after a win? a real winner would be studying the playbook for NEXT YEAR! partying is just the beginning of a steep descent into heroin addiction. mark my words.

No worries here. Texas A&M doesn't have an offensive playbook. Johnny Football just zigs and zags...and skeets, skeets, skeets.
Posted by tmc94
Member since Sep 2012
11559 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:18 pm to
oh Latarian's just playing around. I'm pretty sure all our middle age asses dream of being JFF. Dude can do anything he wants right now. Rockstars are wishing they were him right now.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:19 pm to
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We already got little Mallett's runnin around Fayetteville as we speak. Timed it with DMC so our backfield in 2028 will be Bryan Mallett and Derrick McFadden.

Arky Seed STAAAAAAAACKED

SEC FUUUUUUUUUUCKED


Hhhmmm . . . Maybe Cam & Bo Jackson's daughter will hook up and produce super mutant babies that will eventually take over CFB
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 3:20 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:21 pm to
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JFF is everything Tebow should have been.




THIS
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:21 pm to
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Dude can do anything he wants right now. Rockstars are wishing they were him right now.



It's funny, because I can honestly 100% say, I in no way shape or form want to be him.. I hate most people, so I'd probably go Kurt Cobain on myself if they were shoved up my arse all the time.. I value my privacy and scheduling freedom way too much.
This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 3:22 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:22 pm to
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I'm pretty sure all our middle age asses dream of being JFF


41 is the new 21 here my friend
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:22 pm to
When the light hits those puppies just right I bet you can see the silicone shinning brightly
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:26 pm to
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Why is this a big deal? Honestly?

Hes living his life his way because of his success.

Props to him.


Way cooler than Tebow having the same chance and not doing it because of God/baby Jesus.
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:26 pm to
Maybe he parties like that every weekend?

This post was edited on 1/6/13 at 3:27 pm
Posted by tmc94
Member since Sep 2012
11559 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:28 pm to
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It's funny, because I can honestly 100% say, I in no way shape or form want to be him.. I hate most people, so I'd probably go Kurt Cobain on myself if they were shoved up my arse all the time.. I value my privacy and scheduling freedom way too much.

But he's choosing to be in the spotlight. It's not like he has to go party every night. He doesn't have to sit front row at NBA games or hang out with Lebron. He doesn't have to post on twitter nonstop. He could always be Tebow and god-frick everyone so they leave him alone.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:28 pm to
No need to be an idiot about this whole thing.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 1/6/13 at 3:32 pm to
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He could always be Tebow and god-frick everyone so they leave him alone.


Doesn't matter, people still know who he is.. He can't go to the store without being hassled.. I couldn't maintain my sanity with that.. So in short, fame would end me.

That's probably why I'm a chronic underachiever
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