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re: It's Official Malzahn & Pearl SEC's Best Coaching Tandem

Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by FIRE Kim Anderson
Colorado
Member since Feb 2015
13 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:20 pm to
I'm an expert in bad coaches. Perl is not bad. Not great either, but there are only two great hoops coaches in the SEC.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:20 pm to
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auburn is so inconsistent, yet we are better than bammer in every category except national titles since the early 80's and that is just a fluke
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4-1 is a pretty large difference. Same amount of SEC titles. Bama has more bowl games, more wins, more 10, 11, and 12 win seasons. I'd say that speaks more to consistency. I guess you meant to say Auburn leads bammer in 1 category since the early 80s. Congrats.

I wonder what Phan's next rebutal will be? Probation? Coach Bryant was a drunk? Probation? Coach Bryant was a womanizer? Probation?
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:23 pm to
Best part was seeing the fat arse old Tennessee fans on television all watery eyed about seeing Pearl. Pearl took a monster dump on the already steaming shite pile that is Tennessee, then turned around and got another coaching position in the SEC. Hilarious.
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:24 pm to
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when have you guys beaten us without cam newton
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:27 pm to
if the outback bowl and an outside shot at the nit is the best tandem then by all means......
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:28 pm to
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hat was dang fluke wow 1 win
Edit: Actually, all I did was just answer your question.
This post was edited on 2/17/15 at 1:29 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:30 pm to
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Kodar


don't humor him, he's not ours.
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:31 pm to
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don't humor him, he's not ours.
I figured. I was just stringing him along anyway. Like a cat playing with a mouse.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:32 pm to
This response made absolutely no sense.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:34 pm to
Here comes the slow underhand change-up:
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when have you guys beaten us without cam newton


And the swing!



It's going deep! The outfield has one last chance...
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that was dang fluke wow 1 win


It's.....GONE!!!
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Actually, all I did was just answer your question.
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:35 pm to
your 4-1 advantage is due to things like auburn being left out in 2004 after going undefeated and bammer getting in after not winning the west in 2011. a total fluke and the very reason some people consider national championships mythical. it was also one of your idiot fans that originally tried to insult auburn, yet your shite program has been no better over the last 3 decades
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:37 pm to
Anytime he wins, he gives someone a Pearl necklace.

You can't deny, that's just timeless and cool. I tip my hog hat, and carry on down the street.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4402 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:38 pm to
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Still waiting for Malzahn's first bowl win.





Still waiting on Bret's 3rd conference win, 3rd years a charm
Typical LSU fan jumping in. 17-0 is strong in this one
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:38 pm to
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Best part was seeing the fat arse old Tennessee fans on television all watery eyed about seeing Pearl. Pearl took a monster dump on the already steaming shite pile that is Tennessee, then turned around and got another coaching position in the SEC. Hilarious.


Anything is possible with a brand new high school gym and no conscience whatsoever.

Plus a commitment to basketball mediocrity.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:41 pm to
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your 4-1 advantage is due to things like auburn being left out in 2004 after going undefeated and bammer getting in after not winning the west in 2011. a total fluke and the very reason some people consider national championships mythical. it was also one of your idiot fans that originally tried to insult auburn, yet your shite program has been no better over the last 3 decades


Arbitrary date: check.
Find excuses for all of Alabama's accomplishements: check.
Pretend that 4 is the same as 1: check.

Well done. Fap on.
Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper
Member since Jul 2013
2358 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 2:48 pm to
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auburnphan23


Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26958 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 2:49 pm to
Just in terms of championships...which, after all, is what it's all about...Malzahn and Pearl rank somewhere behind Saban, Calipari, and Donovan, each paired with a blind chimp.
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 3:15 pm to
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It's Official Malzahn & Pearl SEC's Best Coaching Tandem



Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 3:41 pm to
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This list wasn't composed by NtY or AUFamily rather it is the opinion of a well respected journalistic institution.


I'm not getting into this fight, but...Athlon.

Their lists are well-known for frequent what-the-frickery.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 3:43 pm to
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Just in terms of championships...which, after all, is what it's all about...Malzahn and Pearl rank somewhere behind Saban, Calipari, and Donovan, each paired with a blind chimp.


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