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re: How old is too old for the ladies in the Grove?

Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:23 am to
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:23 am to
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I'm 36 and just spent this past weekend banging an 18 yo hottie..


Does dating a grown woman intimidate you?
Posted by BooHoo Tbow
NOLA
Member since Oct 2008
685 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:23 am to
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Slippery Slope


Dude, just because your 20 and you've never banged an 18yo doesn't mean no one does! Quit being a hater.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:23 am to
+1
Posted by Hog Leg
NWA
Member since Dec 2010
970 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:23 am to
Yeah, I call BS on a dude 36 (my age, fyi) banging a Sr. in high school.
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 11:25 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Quit being a hater.


Quit believing liars on the internet.
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:25 am to
quote:

How old is too old for the ladies in the Grove?


Some of those sluts like old guys...(no offense )
..If you dont look like some old creepy perv..it shouldnt be to hard...most of em will be horny and drunk anyways
Posted by POCKET
Member since Nov 2011
2607 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:32 am to
so how did that go exactly? pick her up drunk, then you wake up beside her after hitting all the right spots for several hours with ur mandingo and she just pops up and says I want to meet your parents!?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:41 am to
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so how did that go exactly? pick her up drunk, then you wake up beside her after hitting all the right spots for several hours with ur mandingo and she just pops up and says I want to meet your parents!?


He was also nice enough to swing by her place to pick up her toothbrush.

Chivalry is not dead.
Posted by tungi01
Dallas, Texas
Member since May 2012
1590 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:48 pm to
LOL @ some of these responses...Fact of the matter is that I keep myself in shape(don't have a gut at all), have a great job, I have been told that I look 28 and I'm a smooth operator.

You dweebs calling me a liar obviously have no life and the only way you can make yourselves feel better is by trying to discredit winner like myself.

BTW, pics can be provided for any legitimate inquiry....
Posted by BTHog
Member since Jul 2012
8335 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

BooHoo Tbow


don't listen to these guys bro. get you a freshman.
Posted by tungi01
Dallas, Texas
Member since May 2012
1590 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

so how did that go exactly? pick her up drunk, then you wake up beside her after hitting all the right spots for several hours with ur mandingo and she just pops up and says I want to meet your parents!?


Actually I met her about two weeks ago at Chipotle. She's a student at University of Texas @ Arlington. We went out once or twice, she came to my place Friday night and ended up staying the weekend. To be honest, I think she's just young and naive and I gave it to her like she's never had it before. Now she's hooked.

Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21688 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

tungi01



So, how young did you act when you actually WERE only 14?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

BTW, pics can be provided for any legitimate inquiry....


Ok.

Pics of you and girl.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41256 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:00 pm to
Hooked on a gump from Lewisville. Man that's like getting hooked on meth.
Posted by BTHog
Member since Jul 2012
8335 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

LOL @ some of these responses...Fact of the matter is that I keep myself in shape(don't have a gut at all), have a great job, I have been told that I look 28 and I'm a smooth operator.



Okay man, maybe you haven't realized this yet, but sometimes parents lie to their children to boost their self esteem. ie "oh dear, you're the prettiest girl in the school"
Posted by tungi01
Dallas, Texas
Member since May 2012
1590 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Ok.

Pics of you and girl.


Gimme a second focker... I have a couple on my IPAD..
Posted by LSU=Champions
BAWxtard | Tier 1
Member since Apr 2004
22257 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

You're in your mid-30's? That's too old, half your age plus 7 is the rule.


That's a shite rule.
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8631 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Gimme a second focker... I have a couple on my IPAD..




ETA: I don't believe you. Also, that's freaking creepy.
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Gimme a second focker... I have a couple on my IPAD..


Sure you do.
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8631 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:10 pm to
What situation would you find yourself conversing with an 18 year old?
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