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How old is too old for the ladies in the Grove?
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:15 am
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:15 am
I'm going to Oxford with a friend this weekend and Lord knows he and I have had our share of good times with the beauties of his alma mater! However, as I passed into my mid-30s last month, I began to ponder the question:
"At what age do guys become too old to pick up college girls?"
At what age do you go from being eligible to being that creepy old friker in the line for the port-o-potty just staring too long? I'm curious if the opinion varies at different schools.
"At what age do guys become too old to pick up college girls?"
At what age do you go from being eligible to being that creepy old friker in the line for the port-o-potty just staring too long? I'm curious if the opinion varies at different schools.
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Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:16 am to BooHoo Tbow
You're in your mid-30's? That's too old, half your age plus 7 is the rule.
ETA: Definitely for the OT though
ETA: Definitely for the OT though
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 10:18 am
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:16 am to BooHoo Tbow
OT question.
Secondly, 35 is the last year you have a chance.
Secondly, 35 is the last year you have a chance.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:17 am to BooHoo Tbow
It depends on how much money you have and what you're wearing. If you play your cards right you can go well into your 40s.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:17 am to BooHoo Tbow
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:18 am to BooHoo Tbow
When they stop going home with you, you are too old.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:18 am to BooHoo Tbow
Who gives a shite? Be the creepy frick. Own it. 9 out of 10 times you get shot down, but that tenth time is awe-some.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:19 am to BooHoo Tbow
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"At what age do guys become too old to pick up college girls?"
When you are no longer able to pick them up.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:20 am to OBReb6
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It depends on how much money you have
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:21 am to BooHoo Tbow
Just go after their moms.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:27 am to The Spleen
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Just go after their moms.
The moms in the grove actually arent half bad. And usually are very drunk and seemed pissed about their lifetimes spent married to the wealthiest guy in Canton or some other bum-frick MS town.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:37 am to BooHoo Tbow
An Adonis like myself could score well into his 40's, but most men aren't my equal.
Thank god my wife doesn't read this BS.
Thank god my wife doesn't read this BS.
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 10:40 am
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:37 am to BooHoo Tbow
There is plenty of college girls that wouldnt care how old you are. but there is also alot of recent grads and girls a little older that will be here too
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:38 am to BooHoo Tbow
It really doesn't matter. There will plenty of alumni there. They're all female, and all females wanna get naked.
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 10:39 am
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:39 am to BooHoo Tbow
If you have to ask, you're too old
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:39 am to BooHoo Tbow
You're too old to be living, much less going to the Grove to try to score chicks.
They should put you in a home, gramps.
They should put you in a home, gramps.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 10:54 am to Slippery Slope
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You're too old to be living, much less going to the Grove to try to score chicks. They should put you in a home, gramps.
1000 years ago I'd already be dead
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:07 am to BooHoo Tbow
As someone else stated, "When you no longer can". I'm 36 and just spent this past weekend banging an 18 yo hottie.. 
Unfortunately, she purposely left her toothbrush at my place, she tells me that I should keep it there for the next time and now she wants to meet my parents......
Unfortunately, she purposely left her toothbrush at my place, she tells me that I should keep it there for the next time and now she wants to meet my parents......
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 11:08 am
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:16 am to tungi01
Just lie about your age and tuck in your gut
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:17 am to tungi01
liar
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