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re: Compose a poem for your next opponent

Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:00 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:00 am to
This is nugget's finest hour
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:01 am to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55289 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:01 am to
Piggy fears end in piggy tears
and SEC rant jeers and cheers
Posted by Houston Summit
Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2012
1995 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Aggy Aggy Quite Faggy
How does your jizz jar grow?
With circle jerks
And douchey twerks
Of corps men lined up in a row



Bravo
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Aggy Aggy Quite Faggy How does your jizz jar grow? With circle jerks And douchey twerks Of corps men lined up in a row


quote:

Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
No female cheerleaders to pound
Only a jizz jar to pass around
Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy








LMFAO!!!!
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:04 am to
sister sister come with me
lets keep this in the family
mom is cousin, dad is bro
don't ask why just let it go

your mouth so purty
teeth so straight
won't you help me...
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:05 am to
New Mexico State
They are hard to hate
New Mexico State
This game is fate
LF will have eight
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18107 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:06 am to
Little Miss Memphis sat on the fences
that Orgeron built around their town
They came down to play
Their fans were all gay
And they left with their underwear brown
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:15 am to

A poor state with two Contenders
Winner winner
Chicken dinner

Whittle tiddle

frick Taye Biddle
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73492 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:20 am to
Run, run, run, and we run some more.
We run, run, run, then we fail to score.

We run up the middle,
And we run to the side.
We run to a hole that is 1-inch wide.

But, alas?
Is it time we decide to pass?
Will we toss it and some points amass?

Bring on Harris,
Young QB.
Let him shine for all to see.

For if you break out the big guns,
We just might see a different RUNS.

Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:21 am to
There is a team from mizzou
who lost to an Indiana Big1G crew
Thompson is better than Mauk
missou's player's love riding cock
and having their dick covered in poo.


This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 10:27 am
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:30 am to
Missouri Milk Toast
Go Home Yankees, No Meth Here
All birds own tigers
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73492 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:31 am to
Bustin' out the Haiku.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:38 am to
I miss Vandy girl
Hot and sweet but what a whore
She licked my butthole

Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:38 am to

this thread

a fuking fail train
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:39 am to
Pretty good Goldennugget!

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:41 am to
jim the hog fan came to Dallas
to see a football game
he wanted to glimpse ol' jerry's palace
and find a texas dame

after the hogs were deflated and whipped
by the tenacious aggie d
their feet were tied and tusks were clipped
and the sideline smelled like pee

he went uptown to find a lady
to take to fayetteville
he met and wooed a gal named sadie
and tried to seal the deal

she said ok but there's something
before that I must say
I too once lived in arkansas
but came down here one day

my daddy's name is billy
and my mama's maggie sue
jim retorted don't be silly
that's my mama and daddy, too

sadie gave to him a nod
to show she was aware
jim in return pulled out his rod
to show he did not care

Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Masterag


Bravo!
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:46 am to
SEC wins?
This little piggy had none.

Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:51 am to
Tennessee Volunteers
a bunch of butt chuggin queers
Gurley chants will bombard their ears
as the tube and funnel finds their rears.

Ole Todd Gurley in the end zone
The Vol sideline has a somber tone
Down the edges the Dawg backs roam
with a loss the Vols go home.

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