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Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:54 am to Open Dore Policy
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:54 am to Open Dore Policy
Bye week, bye week, we're glad you're here.
Watch some games and drink some beer.
Georgia-Tennessee, Mizzou and the Cocks
Arky and Aggy, full of hard knocks.
But to tell the truth, bye weeks suck
Especially when, you don't give a ****
The games this weekend are very light
I wish I could just get on a flight.
But then I would have to pack.
and I might miss the beating Aggy gets from Dak
Because next weekend the Rant is going to get pissy
the SEC is going to be owned by schools in Mississippi.
Watch some games and drink some beer.
Georgia-Tennessee, Mizzou and the Cocks
Arky and Aggy, full of hard knocks.
But to tell the truth, bye weeks suck
Especially when, you don't give a ****
The games this weekend are very light
I wish I could just get on a flight.
But then I would have to pack.
and I might miss the beating Aggy gets from Dak
Because next weekend the Rant is going to get pissy
the SEC is going to be owned by schools in Mississippi.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 10:56 am
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:56 am to Open Dore Policy
New Mexico State,
a cupcake again?
Well, I guess we need it,
after State pushed our shite in.
a cupcake again?
Well, I guess we need it,
after State pushed our shite in.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:02 am to Open Dore Policy
Bulldawgs suck
and
you do too
and
you do too
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:18 am to Open Dore Policy
New Mexico state is coming to us
They might as well not even get off the bus
The corndog smell will create quite a stench
While Brandon Harris sits comfortably on the bench
Plotting his strategy, Les chews on some grass.
"Run the ball, Cam! There is no need to pass!"
Hoping to forget, I sip on a porter
As this game will still be close into the fourth quarter
Piped in music will replace the band's
Causing the crowd to empty the stands.
They might as well not even get off the bus
The corndog smell will create quite a stench
While Brandon Harris sits comfortably on the bench
Plotting his strategy, Les chews on some grass.
"Run the ball, Cam! There is no need to pass!"
Hoping to forget, I sip on a porter
As this game will still be close into the fourth quarter
Piped in music will replace the band's
Causing the crowd to empty the stands.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 11:24 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:20 am to Open Dore Policy
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The raucous Williams-Brice crowd
for Missouri's offense will be too loud
the Mizzou players are gay
but the Gamecocks came to play
as through the Tiger defense Davis will slice
and our defense puts Matty on Ice
to victory Thompson will lead with his ball slingin'
while Mizzou's coaches all look like women
and when sure defeat to USC finally in does sink
it will drive Pinkle to drink (but don't drink & drive, please)
and while the Gamecock crowd goes off to celebrate it's weekly Mardi Gras
the Missouri Tigers know it's just been schooled by the Real Columbia!
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The raucous Williams-Brice crowd
for Missouri's offense will be too loud
the Mizzou players are gay
but the Gamecocks came to play
as through the Tiger defense Davis will slice
and our defense puts Matty on Ice
to victory Thompson will lead with his ball slingin'
while Mizzou's coaches all look like women
and when sure defeat to USC finally in does sink
it will drive Pinkle to drink (but don't drink & drive, please)
and while the Gamecock crowd goes off to celebrate it's weekly Mardi Gras
the Missouri Tigers know it's just been schooled by the Real Columbia!
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 11:22 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:25 am to magildachunks
The Bulldogs are cocky cause their favored by double digits
But the last time that happened they left Sanford with an arse whoopin
Tennessee will stack the box and make Mason throw
But interceptions will be the only thing he'll have to show
The Georgia fans will leave Sanford Stadium heart broken
And with red faces they'll be mumbling damn that Butch Jones.
But the last time that happened they left Sanford with an arse whoopin
Tennessee will stack the box and make Mason throw
But interceptions will be the only thing he'll have to show
The Georgia fans will leave Sanford Stadium heart broken
And with red faces they'll be mumbling damn that Butch Jones.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:37 am to Open Dore Policy
Roses are red
Corn dogs are great
I hope Brandon Harris starts against New Mexico State!
Corn dogs are great
I hope Brandon Harris starts against New Mexico State!
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:01 pm to tennfanatic
The Vols went down to Georgia
They were looking for a win to steal
They were in a bind
They were way behind
They were looking to make a kill
They went between the hedges saw a team that could run the ball
The Vols lined up and kicked it off and said check this out y'all
UGA got to the 20 yard line and went to the power I
That Gurley sure could run the ball that surely ain't no lie
But something was a little bit different on this go around
The Vols had a D, and now you'll see Vols ready after BYE
Gurley ran to the left and ran to the right and up the middle too
But A.J. was there waiting for him and left him with a bruise
he had to fight for every yard
And every now and then Gurley bust a decent run
But then Mason went to pass and we began to have some fun
Sutton went and picked it off Vols on the 50 yard line
Fire flew from Worley's fingertips then he passed for nine
Hurd took the ball and ran through a seam, got the first down and more
More passes rained down and UGA's D looked like a revolving door
The front seven got some pressure but Worley kept standing tall
Threw a fade into the end zone and North came down with the ball.
The game went back and forth the lead kept being swapped
And now it's the fourth quarter Vols D needed a stop
Comes down to a fourth and one, Gurley's getting the ball
They get no push and he gets wrapped up short he began to fall
Them Richt bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He shook Butch's hand and looked down sadly at his feet
Butch said, come on to Knoxville next year if you wanna try again
But I told you, you son of a gun, that we're gonna get this win
They were looking for a win to steal
They were in a bind
They were way behind
They were looking to make a kill
They went between the hedges saw a team that could run the ball
The Vols lined up and kicked it off and said check this out y'all
UGA got to the 20 yard line and went to the power I
That Gurley sure could run the ball that surely ain't no lie
But something was a little bit different on this go around
The Vols had a D, and now you'll see Vols ready after BYE
Gurley ran to the left and ran to the right and up the middle too
But A.J. was there waiting for him and left him with a bruise
he had to fight for every yard
And every now and then Gurley bust a decent run
But then Mason went to pass and we began to have some fun
Sutton went and picked it off Vols on the 50 yard line
Fire flew from Worley's fingertips then he passed for nine
Hurd took the ball and ran through a seam, got the first down and more
More passes rained down and UGA's D looked like a revolving door
The front seven got some pressure but Worley kept standing tall
Threw a fade into the end zone and North came down with the ball.
The game went back and forth the lead kept being swapped
And now it's the fourth quarter Vols D needed a stop
Comes down to a fourth and one, Gurley's getting the ball
They get no push and he gets wrapped up short he began to fall
Them Richt bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He shook Butch's hand and looked down sadly at his feet
Butch said, come on to Knoxville next year if you wanna try again
But I told you, you son of a gun, that we're gonna get this win
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:01 pm to Open Dore Policy
Against Cinci:
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust...
Jk. I know I'm going to hell
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust...
Jk. I know I'm going to hell
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:23 pm to Open Dore Policy
How about a haiku?
Missouri loves meth
frick you in the arse mizzou
Late field goal goes doink
Missouri loves meth
frick you in the arse mizzou
Late field goal goes doink
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:26 pm to Open Dore Policy
new mexico state
i wish i could hate
but i have a want
for some max protect 1-formation to taunt
your weak arse defense into holding us under 3.2 ypc
frick EVERYTHING
i wish i could hate
but i have a want
for some max protect 1-formation to taunt
your weak arse defense into holding us under 3.2 ypc
frick EVERYTHING
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:51 pm to Open Dore Policy
Half a yard, half a yard,
Half a yard onward,
All in the valley of Death
Run the one hundred.
"Forward, Tigers!
"Charge for the line!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Run the one hundred.
"Forward, Tigers!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the player knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Run the one hundred.
Fans to right of them,
Fans to left of them,
Fans in front of them
Holler'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with piss and drink,
Boldly they run and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Run the one hundred.
Flash'd all their asses bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Blocking the runners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Players and coaches
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they ran back, but not
Not the one hundred.
Fans to right of them,
Fans to left of them,
Fans behind them
Holler'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with piss and drink,
While guard and tackle fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of one hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made,
Honour the Tiger Brigade,
Noble one hundred.
Half a yard onward,
All in the valley of Death
Run the one hundred.
"Forward, Tigers!
"Charge for the line!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Run the one hundred.
"Forward, Tigers!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the player knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Run the one hundred.
Fans to right of them,
Fans to left of them,
Fans in front of them
Holler'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with piss and drink,
Boldly they run and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Run the one hundred.
Flash'd all their asses bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Blocking the runners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Players and coaches
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they ran back, but not
Not the one hundred.
Fans to right of them,
Fans to left of them,
Fans behind them
Holler'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with piss and drink,
While guard and tackle fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of one hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made,
Honour the Tiger Brigade,
Noble one hundred.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:59 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Traveling to Hotty Toddy,
The campus is not quite shoddy.
We'll run to the right,
Bubble screen all night.
Saban gives no hoots,
About your purchased recruits,
Enjoy the Rammer Jammer Cock Suckers.
The campus is not quite shoddy.
We'll run to the right,
Bubble screen all night.
Saban gives no hoots,
About your purchased recruits,
Enjoy the Rammer Jammer Cock Suckers.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:00 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Bert is a fat frick,
Arky soon 3-2.
Violets are blue.
Bert is a fat frick,
Arky soon 3-2.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:02 pm to Open Dore Policy
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We're going to frick arky with a rake.
Violets are blue,
We're going to frick arky with a rake.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:04 pm to Open Dore Policy
How about a Haiku?
UT at Georgia
17 point underdogs?
the bulldogs are Fricked.
UT at Georgia
17 point underdogs?
the bulldogs are Fricked.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:20 pm to Open Dore Policy
New Mexico State has some Aggies
Who soon will be sent home in baggies
LSU’s Fighting Tigers
Won’t set off the Geigers
But I hope they at least change stra-ta'-gies
Who soon will be sent home in baggies
LSU’s Fighting Tigers
Won’t set off the Geigers
But I hope they at least change stra-ta'-gies
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:21 pm to Knight of Old
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:43 pm to sawfiddle
The game was tight, the clock ran long
And Shaw was gaining steam
This Gamecock team was growing strong—
For what rises is the cream
Missouri fans: they looked distressed!
As a 4th and goal was converted
"Oh no," they cried, "what a mess,
Our sure win has been perverted!"
"But wait, there's hope, we're in Baggett's range
Surely he'll kick it through!"
What happened next may seem quite strange
But it's fairly typical of Mizzou
The snap was called, and Baggett kicked
The ball soared through the air
But what was this? An infernal trick!
Who put that goalpost there?!!
The game was over, the Cocks succeeded
But now Missouri swears revenge
We'll see if last year's lesson has been heeded:
Gamecocks fight til the end
And Shaw was gaining steam
This Gamecock team was growing strong—
For what rises is the cream
Missouri fans: they looked distressed!
As a 4th and goal was converted
"Oh no," they cried, "what a mess,
Our sure win has been perverted!"
"But wait, there's hope, we're in Baggett's range
Surely he'll kick it through!"
What happened next may seem quite strange
But it's fairly typical of Mizzou
The snap was called, and Baggett kicked
The ball soared through the air
But what was this? An infernal trick!
Who put that goalpost there?!!
The game was over, the Cocks succeeded
But now Missouri swears revenge
We'll see if last year's lesson has been heeded:
Gamecocks fight til the end
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:45 pm to WheelRoute
quote:
WheelRoute
haha... good stuff
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