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Compose a poem for your next opponent

Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:44 am
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:44 am
Sampson started this thread last week and there was some great stuff posted. This should be a weekly thing.



Vandy surprised us with a good showing against SCAR
None of you thought that they'd raise the bar
Truth is the Dores are still kinda sucky
But so is Florida and they beat Kentucky
UK's talent is better as their fans have alluded
Yet as far as I'm concerned their coach is still stoopid
Vanderbilt will be ready to play cause they're no wussies
And they'll go into Commonwealth and beat those pussies
Posted by Spider John
Nola
Member since Apr 2014
973 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:45 am to
Bravo. Have a downvote.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:46 am to
No
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:46 am to
Three Blind Sumlins
Three Blind Sumlins
See how they cant play defense
See how they cant play defense
They got outgained by Rice
And allowed Dylan Thompson to beat them Thrice
Have you ever seen such a crappy defense
As Three Blind Sumlins
Posted by Houston Summit
Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2012
1995 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:46 am to
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to
little La Tech
Thanks for picking up your check
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Compose a poem


quote:

Vanderbilt Fan



It checks out.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to
UT comes to town
poor O Line is their downfall
totes home arse whooping


haiku.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to
frick TAMU
They smell like poo,
frick TAMU and their down syndrome posters.




I do it right?
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to
Row Row Row Your Texas A&M
Gently Into AT&T Stadium
Pound the Ball Pound The Ball Pound The Ball Pound the Ball
300+ yards on the ground
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34862 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to
La Tech really really sucks
They really really really really really suck
We going in dry


I'll pick up my award whenever.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 9:50 am
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:49 am to
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin
Have you any conference titles?
No sir no sir I have never won a conference title
Not in Conference USA
Not in the SEC
Unlike Bret Bielema who has won a total of 3
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin
Have you any conference titles?
No sir no sir I have never won a conference title
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:50 am to
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:50 am to
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Hogs Controlled the Clock
A&M's Defense Couldn't Make a Stop
Arkasnas Came out on Top
Hickory Dickory Dock
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:51 am to
Although the Rant thinks us Aggies are gay
I'm pretty good at pretending I'm straight during the day
Bert looks and sounds a lot like the Michelin man
I'm going to fap to his picture till Chicken gives me a ban
The Piggies think they'll run over the Ags
But our D is improved, including Donnie Baggs
So Arkansas, you can kindly go to hell
I'll be at Jerry World until the final yell


Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:51 am to
Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
No female cheerleaders to pound
Only a jizz jar to pass around
Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:53 am to
Aggy Aggy Quite Faggy
How does your jizz jar grow?
With circle jerks
And douchey twerks
Of corps men lined up in a row
Posted by SpeedyNacho
Member since May 2014
2418 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:54 am to
You blew your load on the first one.






just stop.
Posted by All4Qtrs
tCapitol
Member since Nov 2013
1056 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:56 am to
Louisiana Tech can eat a dick
Bite the pillow we going in quick
Brace yourselves it wont be nice
Offense is grabbing its balls and going in dry!



Is this an award thing? I have my sexy secretary pick it up.
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:59 am to
I hate you but
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