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re: Best melt of the week goes to Smackover Hawg

Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by Fats
Member since Nov 2012
3316 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:25 pm to
holy shite that is quite the melt
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37710 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:25 pm to
Talking about his wife being irritated because it's just a game

quote:

And I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.


This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3042 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:27 pm to
It's like they lost to Toledo or something...
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2251 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by Mizzou Mule
St. Charles County, Missou-rah
Member since Sep 2014
3072 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:29 pm to
Rates a solid 8.5/10. Any threats to others is a 9. Threats to himself get him a 10+. Follow through on threat to yourself...HOF. Everything in r.kansas needs to step-up their game.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 12:50 pm
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
27722 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:29 pm to
Melt of the week that may be melt of the year.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:31 pm to


CheshireHog is not your average ranttard either. Dude actually has a few brain cells between his ears. It takes a decent mind to melt that well.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
2681 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.





Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:32 pm to
Arkansas isn't as bad as this game makes them look. They will finish 5th in the west.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:33 pm to
Omg
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.


I can't stop laughing.
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

frick Ashley Madison


sounds like SmackoverHawg had some trouble at home in addition to the stadium.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

frick Bert....how'd I miss him? and if I didn't, frick Bert again, frick the SEC.


Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
5892 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:46 pm to
That wife melt was amazing.


Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

lose to motherfricking TOLDEO


Ok, I admit, this right here got me laughing. lol
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

frick the Japs for bombing Pearl Harbor and costing us Bear Bryant


And this LOL LOL LOL
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5137 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

bert is a good coach, r.kansas ppl can stop being insecure now

I thought he was a solid HC, despite his record. I knew he inherited a dumpster fire and things were looking up for the 'ship.

But the Toledo loss... oh man.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15954 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:58 pm to
man that Melt was epic.

just imagine this place if Auburn wins this weekend (most likely will not happen, but just imagine)
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40110 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:59 pm to
Are you comparing Auburn to Toledo?
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15558 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

frick the Japs for bombing Pearl Harbor and costing us Bear Bryant


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