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re: Best melt of the week goes to Smackover Hawg

Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:10 pm to
Lol that's funny... There were some pretty good Tennessee melts too on Saturday.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18050 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:12 pm to
Melt of the year, if we lose Saturday, it could be the melt of the century on our board.
Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
8619 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:16 pm to
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Mine said the same thing, then I countered with you know what would make me happy? Her reply was not of the acceptable nature, so the GF got a call and I showed her my pull out game is stronger than Long's with WMS.



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DaleDenton


Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29665 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:18 pm to
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Talking about his wife being irritated because it's just a game

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And I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.




Brazil nuts my arse. They suck, and they are a part of every "premium" mixed nut can or bag you can buy

My 90 year old grandmother STILL calls them "African-American" toes, or something like that...
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132307 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:21 pm to
Thought you guys would enjoy that thread.

Your welcome.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:23 pm to
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That my friends is a melt

Anything worth doing is worth doing right

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:24 pm to
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Brazil nuts my arse. They suck, and they are a part of every "premium" mixed nut can or bag you can buy


did he say differently? no, he didn't. let the man melt as he will.

your grandmother sounds like a skank.

Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29665 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:26 pm to
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your grandmother sounds like a skank.


wow, that sure was clever
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:29 pm to
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frick Wilford Brimley


Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15954 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:31 pm to
no i am comparing the quality of melts. LSU fans melting if AU wins (not likely, but just imagine) would be comparable to the one listed in the OP.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:33 pm to
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by LSUNV
We should post this on the Aggie board as an example of what a true melt looks like. They seem to get confused a lot!




Thread bout Arky melt, brings up Aggies, I see you.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:33 pm to
would you prefer a trashy wrinkled waste of space?

Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:34 pm to
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Four all intensive purposes, this guy is a pre-madonna


Best part of this entire thread. I mean short of the epic melt.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29665 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

would you prefer a trashy wrinkled waste of space?


its OK, you are still smarting from having your hopes for this season shattered so early

I understand
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59483 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:37 pm to
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Wow! That is a fricking melt! That's how it's done, people!

OMlandshark had one after the first half against Vandy one year. That one was pretty epic considering Ole Miss came back and won.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:39 pm to
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ts OK, you are still smarting from having your hopes for this season shattered so early

I understand


being a georgia fan i know you do.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29665 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:41 pm to
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being a georgia fan i know you do.


thanks for the support

next time we finish last in the SEC or go winless in league play, I will look you up for some advice on how to handle it
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:45 pm to
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next time we finish last in the SEC or go winless in league play, I will look you up for some advice on how to handle it



ehh that will probably never happen, you'll keep richt til he's your granny's age and we know he wins a lot along with the heartbreaking losses every year. congrats on #2 or #3 or #4 etc whatever you end up being this season.
Posted by gatorsimz
cafe risque
Member since Feb 2009
8135 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:57 pm to
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Smackover Hawg


Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 2:07 pm to
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would you prefer a trashy wrinkled waste of space?


Looks like the free pass with you is over.
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