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Best melt of the week goes to Smackover Hawg
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:11 pm
Posted by SmackoverHawg on 9/12/15 at 9:08 pm to TheCheshireHog
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It's what happens when you have a chicken shite QB that shits the bed in the red zone and a bunch of lard asses on the Oline that can't block for shite. Bad QB and fat arse, out of shape, pussy arse O-line=losing. #Uncommon is right. #Uncommon to talk that much shite and lose to motherfricking TOLDEO.
Not to mention....why in the frick did BA throw that last pass into the fricking bleachers?????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a POS!!!! He's worried about his TD/INT ratio, meanwhile is the losingest QB in UA history. frick him, frick Bert, frick the Oline, frick Jeff Long, frick Enos, frick the refs, frick injuries, frick excuses, frick Houston Nutt, frick Frank Broyles, frick Bobby Petrino, frick Paul Petrino, frick John L. Smith, frick Jack Crowe, frick Danny Ford, frick Joe Kines, frick Reggie Herring, frick Chaney, frick Wilford Brimley or whoever the old stupid frick D coordinator petrino had, frick anybody making excuses for this bullshite, frick losing, frick Little Rock, frick Fayetteville, frick the color red, frick the Japs for bombing Pearl Harbor and costing us Bear Bryant, frick Frank Broyles again for hiring Ken Hatfield instead of Jimmy Johnson, frick Lou Holtz, frick Dicky Nutt, frick Gus Malzahn and all the Springdale bitches he brought, frick Eddie Sutton, frick Mike Heath, frick Pelphrey, frick Mike Anderson, frick ESPN, frick ABC, NBC, CBS, Nickelodeon, Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, frick Ashley Madison, frick Bert....how'd I miss him? and if I didn't, frick Bert again, frick the SEC.
frick it all.
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It's what happens when you have a chicken shite QB that shits the bed in the red zone and a bunch of lard asses on the Oline that can't block for shite. Bad QB and fat arse, out of shape, pussy arse O-line=losing. #Uncommon is right. #Uncommon to talk that much shite and lose to motherfricking TOLDEO.
Not to mention....why in the frick did BA throw that last pass into the fricking bleachers?????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a POS!!!! He's worried about his TD/INT ratio, meanwhile is the losingest QB in UA history. frick him, frick Bert, frick the Oline, frick Jeff Long, frick Enos, frick the refs, frick injuries, frick excuses, frick Houston Nutt, frick Frank Broyles, frick Bobby Petrino, frick Paul Petrino, frick John L. Smith, frick Jack Crowe, frick Danny Ford, frick Joe Kines, frick Reggie Herring, frick Chaney, frick Wilford Brimley or whoever the old stupid frick D coordinator petrino had, frick anybody making excuses for this bullshite, frick losing, frick Little Rock, frick Fayetteville, frick the color red, frick the Japs for bombing Pearl Harbor and costing us Bear Bryant, frick Frank Broyles again for hiring Ken Hatfield instead of Jimmy Johnson, frick Lou Holtz, frick Dicky Nutt, frick Gus Malzahn and all the Springdale bitches he brought, frick Eddie Sutton, frick Mike Heath, frick Pelphrey, frick Mike Anderson, frick ESPN, frick ABC, NBC, CBS, Nickelodeon, Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, frick Ashley Madison, frick Bert....how'd I miss him? and if I didn't, frick Bert again, frick the SEC.
frick it all.
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:13 pm to tigerskin
Hold on, ill find one better that he posted.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:13 pm to tigerskin
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:13 pm to tigerskin
bert is a good coach, r.kansas ppl can stop being insecure now
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:13 pm to pioneerbasketball
that sums up my feelings as well!!!!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:14 pm to tigerskin
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:14 pm to tigerskin
Damn Strong melt.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:14 pm to tigerskin
That my friends is a melt. 
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:15 pm to tigerskin
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It's what happens when you have a chicken shite QB that shits the bed in the red zone and a bunch of lard asses on the Oline that can't block for shite. Bad QB and fat arse, out of shape, pussy arse O-line=losing. #Uncommon is right. #Uncommon to talk that much shite and lose to motherfricking TOLDEO. Not to mention....why in the frick did BA throw that last pass into the fricking bleachers?????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a POS!!!! He's worried about his TD/INT ratio, meanwhile is the losingest QB in UA history. frick him, frick Bert, frick the Oline, frick Jeff Long, frick Enos, frick the refs, frick injuries, frick excuses, frick Houston Nutt, frick Frank Broyles, frick Bobby Petrino, frick Paul Petrino, frick John L. Smith, frick Jack Crowe, frick Danny Ford, frick Joe Kines, frick Reggie Herring, frick Chaney, frick Wilford Brimley or whoever the old stupid frick D coordinator petrino had, frick anybody making excuses for this bullshite, frick losing, frick Little Rock, frick Fayetteville, frick the color red, frick the Japs for bombing Pearl Harbor and costing us Bear Bryant, frick Frank Broyles again for hiring Ken Hatfield instead of Jimmy Johnson, frick Lou Holtz, frick Dicky Nutt, frick Gus Malzahn and all the Springdale bitches he brought, frick Eddie Sutton, frick Mike Heath, frick Pelphrey, frick Mike Anderson, frick ESPN, frick ABC, NBC, CBS, Nickelodeon, Fox news, CNN, MSNBC, frick Ashley Madison, frick Bert....how'd I miss him? and if I didn't, frick Bert again, frick the SEC. frick it all.
Wow! That is a fricking melt! That's how it's done, people!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:15 pm to pioneerbasketball
Meh
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:16 pm to pioneerbasketball
I think he needs to frick some more people
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:16 pm to tigerskin
It's early, but it will difficult for anyone to top that melt.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:18 pm to tigerskin
That was awesome
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:18 pm to tigerskin
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What a POS!!!! He's worried about his TD/INT ratio, meanwhile is the losingest QB in UA history
i'd give him applause if he'd just simply not taken so much out on ba. ba is what he is.
it was a good melt overall tho.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:18 pm to tigerskin
We should post this on the Aggie board as an example of what a true melt looks like. They seem to get confused a lot!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:19 pm to tigerskin
I feel his pain.
Wait, no I don't.
Wait, no I don't.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:19 pm to cas4t
You will. 
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:21 pm to tigerskin
Whoa
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:23 pm to tigerskin
Four all intensive purposes, this guy is a pre-madonna and his first reaction to anything is "Rents do motherfricker".
:grammer
:grammer
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:23 pm to tigerskin
Very good quality melt right there.
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