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Weird Fetishes

Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:04 am
Posted by Recruitingjunkie
Member since Jan 2014
3059 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:04 am
My best friend of 25 years has a fart, poop, and pee fetish. He lets women shite on his chest, face, he eats it, sniffs it, drinks it. everything

What do I do?
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21161 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:16 am to
I'm...stay the hell away from that disease ridden freak?
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:31 am to
I can be a bit of a perv at times but that shite there is....there are no words. Damn it man.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:29 am to
Gross. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Let the man be
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95925 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:32 am to
That's gross. But it ain't me, so who cares?
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:37 am to
You like pegging right?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:39 am to
That reminds me of Not Another Teen Movie
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95925 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:40 am to
Only after tequila
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140552 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 7:14 am to
I thought I had you pegged...I mean nailed...I mean sniffed out...damn it!!!!

I thought you were a perv.
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:04 am to
I'm down to try anything once.. Except for the shite and pee stuff.. That's just weird
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12192 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:47 am to
Stop crapping on his face for starters.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6763 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:10 am to
"My friend"
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:45 am to
"Dude, you've got something in your teeth there."

"Did you have hamburger for lunch?"

"No, wait..."

"OH shite!"
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95925 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:51 am to
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25015 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:09 am to
Alabama fans
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5134 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

My friend


wants to try it with you
Posted by BoulderReb
Broomfield, CO
Member since Nov 2013
492 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:19 pm to
So does he just casually mention this during foreplay or is this an ice breaker to kick off a date?
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:38 pm to
I don't believe you.
Posted by Recruitingjunkie
Member since Jan 2014
3059 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 3:46 pm to
What's weird about it, is that I've known him my entire life and up until now I had no idea he was into these fetishes. I felt bad calling him a weird arse because he's a great friend and has been there through tough times but he is honestly consumed by it. He gave me details and even said I should try it because it can spark your sex life. I simply told him that I just can't get turned on to anything but boobs, pussy, and arse. It's just unsanitary and screams disease.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35446 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:09 pm to
My best friend of 25 years told he me he can only get off doing it with women.

To which I replied, "This is not proper pillow talk".
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