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Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:14 pm to Col reb 2011
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:14 pm to Col reb 2011
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I'm down to try anything once..
Oh ya?
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:16 pm to Recruitingjunkie
unfriend
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:21 pm to WeBleedCrimson
That's hard. He's been a lifetime friend and has never done anything to jeopardize our friendship. I just am curious how to handle him now. I think I'm just going to tell him not to discuss that part of his life with me and don't touch me.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:04 pm to Recruitingjunkie
I mean whatever floats your boat I guess, but definitely not for me. I don't even like my own shite on me.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:05 pm to Recruitingjunkie
Just say DUDE, TMI !!!!
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:03 pm to Recruitingjunkie
Does your friend go through a ton of Listerine?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:37 pm to MaroonNation
Idk? Never gotten close enough to notice his breath or routines. Only thing I've personally noticed is one time his girl farted in front of me and he took big whiffs of it
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:46 pm to Recruitingjunkie
You sound like you were clueless. Your friends is awesome by the way.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:48 pm to Recruitingjunkie
How can you be friends with someone like that? I mean, do you let him eat off your plates or drink out of your glasses? How do you know he hasn't just swallowed a big pile of shite right before? You have no way of knowing and that would be a deal breaker for having someone like that use my stuff.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:53 pm to PrivatePublic
How much shite cN the dude eat without getting sick though. I think OP is probably exaggerating on that point a bit.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:27 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I just don't know how you find girls willing to do this. Without paying them that is.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:58 pm to Recruitingjunkie
I've fapped to a lot of things I'm not proud of.
But that right there is loney. Your friend needs to be committed to a mental hospital imo
But that right there is loney. Your friend needs to be committed to a mental hospital imo
Posted on 11/15/14 at 2:17 am to PrivatePublic
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How can you be friends with someone like that? I mean, do you let him eat off your plates or drink out of your glasses? How do you know he hasn't just swallowed a big pile of shite right before? You have no way of knowing and that would be a deal breaker for having someone like that use my stuff.
I just found out... Like literally 2 days ago. It makes me uneasy to think about now but nothing I can do about it and he was a good friend. No drama, always there through some hard times, but he just likes a really disturbing thing to me. It's unsanitary I completely agree, that's why I even posted this to see what everyone would do. Almost for ideas. I think the smart thing at this point is to keep him as a friend but the coming over to my house where my wife and kids are is off the table. I'll chat over the phone or text with him, maybe hunt or play golf or something and no longer allow this discussion to ever come up again.
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 2:20 am
Posted on 11/15/14 at 6:25 am to Recruitingjunkie
Damn. Even I don't know anyone that fricking kinky. And I live in frickin Orlando 
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:36 am to Recruitingjunkie
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My best friend of 25 years has a fart, poop, and pee fetish. He lets women shite on his chest, face, he eats it, sniffs it, drinks it. everything
Women don't poop. Impossible!
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 7:37 am
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:40 am to Recruitingjunkie
How do you find women willing to poop on you, and then watch you eat it? I just don't think these things exist.
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 7:43 am
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:49 am to Recruitingjunkie
That is mean. Not that he wants to hang out with your wife and kids anyway, but I really doubt he starts talking to them and convinces them to try it out.
Posted on 11/15/14 at 1:08 pm to Recruitingjunkie
Look man, you accept your friends as they are. He has done nothing to you or your family directly, and has never intended any harm towards you.
Is it gross? In my opinion yes, but you aren't doing it. He isn't doing it in front of you. Good friends are hard to find and keep. I'd just be honest with him that you are having a hard time dealing with the knowledge. Just tell him as a friend you still want to hang out with him but you don't want to hear any stories about it.
If he acts weird about it, just ask him if he'd have a problem if you all of a sudden told him you were gay and obsessed with giving dudes rim jobs and sucking cock and go I nto details about it. Or you could come up w some really gross images that he wouldn't enjoy.
Regardless, even if he is ok w hearing about it, you aren't. He should accept that and you can just get back to life.
Is it gross? In my opinion yes, but you aren't doing it. He isn't doing it in front of you. Good friends are hard to find and keep. I'd just be honest with him that you are having a hard time dealing with the knowledge. Just tell him as a friend you still want to hang out with him but you don't want to hear any stories about it.
If he acts weird about it, just ask him if he'd have a problem if you all of a sudden told him you were gay and obsessed with giving dudes rim jobs and sucking cock and go I nto details about it. Or you could come up w some really gross images that he wouldn't enjoy.
Regardless, even if he is ok w hearing about it, you aren't. He should accept that and you can just get back to life.
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 11/17/14 at 6:29 am to 0jersey
Dude wants you to take a dump on his chest, why else would he tell that to you. Everybody has some kink in them but that is just fukked up. My dog seems to enjoy a good turd and licking his a-hole, but has never told me I should try it.
This post was edited on 11/17/14 at 7:13 am
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:24 am to Recruitingjunkie
My opinion of this thread just shifted to the OP being the shite eater.
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