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Just landed in Montgomery
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:44 pm
This whole fricking state smells like like the inside of Rosie O'Donnell's a-hole.
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Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:46 pm to Roger Klarvin
Lol, you smelled Rosie O'Donnell's a-hole.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:46 pm to Roger Klarvin
59-0
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:47 pm to Roger Klarvin
Get back on the plane
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:47 pm to Roger Klarvin
its montgomery.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:47 pm to Roger Klarvin
That's leprechaun you are smelling.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:48 pm to CBandits82
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Lol, you smelled Rosie O'Donnell's a-hole.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:49 pm to Roger Klarvin
You're in Montgomery you dumb frick. But even with that said, I'd rather live in the heart of the projects in the gump than live in that backward arse cum guzzling town called College Station.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:50 pm to Roger Klarvin
Would you Texans just join Mexico already...
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:52 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Roger Klarvin
Good for you, man. I'm close to buying tickets to Interstellar during the game to force myself not to watch.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:52 pm to Roger Klarvin
Secede already.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:56 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:58 pm to David Cornwell
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cum guzzling town
Sounds like prime fricking real estate to me.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
Montgomery hasn't changed since integration.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:00 pm to Roger Klarvin
Roger, Roger, Roger why land in Montgomery? That was an utterly silly wasteful idea. You are gonna need a rental anyway so why not fly to Atlanta (which is cheaper), chill there overnight (I guarantee you the food, nightlife & accommodations are better) and then head down Saturday morning. It would save you from experiencing one of the absolutely most depressing locations known to man, AKA Montomery, Alabama!
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:01 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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Montgomery hasn't changed since integration.
Montgomery or Ole Miss?
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:02 pm to CBandits82
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Lol, you smelled Rosie O'Donnell's a-hole.
You stole my very first thought.
Why would anyone want to admit that?
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:06 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
I'm just saying there are an inordinate amount of water fountains there
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:07 pm to MeridianDog
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You stole my very first thought.
Why would anyone want to admit that?
maybe he is a celebrity proctologist?
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:07 pm to Roger Klarvin
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This whole fricking state smells like like the inside of Rosie O'Donnell's a-hole.
Yeah, Montgomery is awful close to Opelika. Just wait 'till you get close to Lee County.
All the people down there are very strange, if you know what I mean. And, honestly, you probably do being an A&M fan.
89% of the residents of Opelika are gingers. That is the truth. After you overcome that bizarre anomaly, you will slowly begin to realize that they blink a lot.
Most everyone you meet down there will blink incessantly. I don't have much more to say about that other than, it's strange.
Then, as you stay in town a bit, you'll notice that they all kind of like trees more than normal. I mean, really more than normal. They hug trees, kiss trees, roll trees, talk to trees, and still carve little messages into trees like adolescents.
Soon enough, the preponderance of trailers and the lack of African Americans will strike you as odd. The only blacks you will see are actually at the University of auNeck, period. There are no more.
My best advice to you is to not stray so very far from your exit strategy.
When you see the blinking, 240 pound, 5'4" auNeck ginger gals blinking at you and advancing towards you in a manner that can only be described as incomprehensible, flee.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 10:10 pm
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