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My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.

Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:05 pm
Is it time to end it?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:06 pm to
Get a gym membership brochure and put it somewhere for her to find
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:06 pm to
Put the coat hanger down
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:06 pm to
will need pictures to judge first.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:07 pm to
This is a slippery slope you're walkin on
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:08 pm to
I like the thing inside her, I just wish it weren't so hungry.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:08 pm to
Can't an inflatable doll be deflated??
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:08 pm to
Ba doom crashhhhh
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:08 pm to
I got mine free Advocare lol
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:09 pm to
Buy some boxing gloves and have her try to hit you -- got my girlfriend down 20 pounds in a month and a half.

Every time she gets uppity I just tell her to put the gloves on and let her work her frustration out. Works for my slips and her calisthenics.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:09 pm to
300 extra calories per day..


Yeah fricking right.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:09 pm to
lol good one bro hi five.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:10 pm to
It's more like 1300.
Posted by TotalRebel
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:13 pm to
Mine is eating oreos as we speak.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:13 pm to
shite dude. Celery ain't even on the radar. I just bought her a fricking king cake.

That aren't two more different foods in the universe than celery and king cake.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:15 pm to
It seems all backwards that I'm doing the healthy eating and she wants Chinese buffets and tiramisu.
Posted by Anthony_Pel_Davis
Member since Feb 2014
46 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:16 pm to
If that's all you care about in a girl then I am sorry for your girlfriend. But if she gets fat I would but not if it's just a little weight
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68469 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.

Congrats on the baby
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