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re: My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:18 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:18 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:19 pm to Slippery Slope
It'll make your diet hard to maintain as well. The first two months I was on ice cream like a drunk uncle with a bottle of gin in the house, but it was short lived..
Our baby is going to belch when the doctor slaps it.
Our baby is going to belch when the doctor slaps it.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:19 pm to Anthony_Pel_Davis
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:20 pm to Slippery Slope
Cut her some slack. It's the worst feeling in the world in the first trimester when you don't look pregnant, but just feel fat, and clothes start getting too tight.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:21 pm to Hardy_Har
It's already getting worse.
I just wish she'd chill with the heroin though. How'd you get yours to slow down?
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:22 pm to Slippery Slope
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My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.
Usually the weight gain is due to an emotional issue. She probably just needs to communicate the issue. However, she is probably also conscience of the fact that you don't like her weight gain. Tell her you want to talk about this issue, not for your benefit, but for the benefit of her next boyfriend because we are over.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:22 pm to UMTigerRebel
She looks the same but just complains that shite is getting tight.
We're in trimester 2 as of today though.
Told everybody this weekend. It was awesome.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:25 pm to Slippery Slope
Trickle down method. . We only bang clean pharmaceuticals with new needles now, and always make sure the baby kicks before re dosing.
Be it noted that she swapped from cans to bottles too. Proud father to be.
Be it noted that she swapped from cans to bottles too. Proud father to be.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:25 pm to Slippery Slope
Congrats!!! Invest in a body pillow for her, they're wonderful.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:26 pm to Slippery Slope
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We're in trimester 2 as of today though.
In that case, disregard my prior advice and congrats. Mine is 22 weeks tomorrow.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:27 pm to UMTigerRebel
Is it true that the husband can use the body pillow for the 6 weeks after the birth to relieve tension and stress?
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:29 pm to TotalRebel
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Ba doom crashhhhh
:rimshot:
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:29 pm to Hardy_Har
I'm sure you could, but he didn't try this.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:31 pm to Hardy_Har
Finally got her to switch to ultra lights too.
That one caused some bruises.
That one caused some bruises.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:33 pm to Anthony_Pel_Davis
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If that's all you care about in a girl then I am sorry for your girlfriend. But if she gets fat I would but not if it's just a little weight
English motherfricker, do you speak it
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:34 pm to Slippery Slope
Nevermind. Just saw you say she is pregnant. Congrats
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:34 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Invest in a body pillow for her, they're wonderful.
Which one did you buy? I see several different ones on amazon.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:34 pm to Slippery Slope
Make sure it's only half a pack too. Moderation is key.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:36 pm to deltaland
lol.
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:37 pm to Slippery Slope
Filtered cigarettes were invented for pregnant women. to good health.
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