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re: My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.

Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by TotalRebel
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:19 pm to
It'll make your diet hard to maintain as well. The first two months I was on ice cream like a drunk uncle with a bottle of gin in the house, but it was short lived..

Our baby is going to belch when the doctor slaps it.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:19 pm to
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:20 pm to
Cut her some slack. It's the worst feeling in the world in the first trimester when you don't look pregnant, but just feel fat, and clothes start getting too tight.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:21 pm to


It's already getting worse.

I just wish she'd chill with the heroin though. How'd you get yours to slow down?
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:22 pm to
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My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.


Usually the weight gain is due to an emotional issue. She probably just needs to communicate the issue. However, she is probably also conscience of the fact that you don't like her weight gain. Tell her you want to talk about this issue, not for your benefit, but for the benefit of her next boyfriend because we are over.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:22 pm to


She looks the same but just complains that shite is getting tight.

We're in trimester 2 as of today though.



Told everybody this weekend. It was awesome.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:25 pm to
Trickle down method. . We only bang clean pharmaceuticals with new needles now, and always make sure the baby kicks before re dosing.

Be it noted that she swapped from cans to bottles too. Proud father to be.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:25 pm to
Congrats!!! Invest in a body pillow for her, they're wonderful.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

We're in trimester 2 as of today though.


In that case, disregard my prior advice and congrats. Mine is 22 weeks tomorrow.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:27 pm to
Is it true that the husband can use the body pillow for the 6 weeks after the birth to relieve tension and stress?
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:29 pm to
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Ba doom crashhhhh


:rimshot:
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:29 pm to
I'm sure you could, but he didn't try this.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:31 pm to
Finally got her to switch to ultra lights too.

That one caused some bruises.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:33 pm to
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If that's all you care about in a girl then I am sorry for your girlfriend. But if she gets fat I would but not if it's just a little weight


English motherfricker, do you speak it
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:34 pm to
Nevermind. Just saw you say she is pregnant. Congrats
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Invest in a body pillow for her, they're wonderful.


Which one did you buy? I see several different ones on amazon.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:34 pm to
Make sure it's only half a pack too. Moderation is key.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:36 pm to
lol.

This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:37 pm to
Filtered cigarettes were invented for pregnant women. to good health.
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