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Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:06 am to CrimsonChin
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Dude, he said she has put on "a little weight".
The whole thread was a fricking joke until you rolled tide on it bro..
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:07 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
Not judging them at all, but it seems like more women are becoming stay at home moms now than when I was growing up.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:09 am to UMTigerRebel
Really? Huh...I am not noticing that. I know that I heard on a recent freakonomics podcast that the number of single mom's is going through the roof.
This post was edited on 3/3/14 at 9:09 am
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:09 am to CrimsonChin
Raul datum tard
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:10 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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know that I heard on a recent freakonomics podcast that the number of single mom's is going through the roof.
OPs fault IMO
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:13 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
It may just seem that way to me looking through my FB news feed. I have nothing factual to back up my statement. 
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:20 am to UMTigerRebel
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For another scenario, what's the consensus on a man going bald?
That shits genetic. Can't anything be done outside of extraordinary measures. Non preggo weight gain can can be solved by simple means.
A good equivalent to women would be varicose veins and cellulite.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 9:25 am to PrivatePublic
I know it's genetic, but we're talking about somebody becoming unattractive.
Good comparison.
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A good equivalent to women would be varicose veins and cellulite.
Good comparison.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:11 am to Slippery Slope
Naa, just get a second one the first one will shape up real quick.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 12:53 pm to cas4t
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she's frickin pregnant yall
I get that. The real question is if the OP knows whose baby it is.
Posted on 3/11/14 at 9:47 pm to UMTigerRebel
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UMTigerRebel
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Invest in a body pillow for her, they're wonderful.
Took your advice and purchased the Snoogle off of amazon (like $45). My wife was very dubious. One week later, if she had to choose between me and the Snoogle I would be out on the street.
Thanks!!
Posted on 3/11/14 at 9:49 pm to Slippery Slope
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Slippery Slope
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My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.
The more weight she puts on, the slippery the slope will be.
Posted on 3/11/14 at 9:55 pm to Garfield
Well that was a weird bump.
Posted on 3/11/14 at 9:59 pm to Slippery Slope
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Well that was a weird bump.
Sorry, I wanted to thank UMTigerRebel for the excellent advice but thought starting a new thread to do so may be a bit much.
Eta: buy the snoogle as a gift. Mine fricken loves it (she didn't even want to try it and was mad at me for purchasing it (waste of money) but a few days later, she could not sleep without it).
This post was edited on 3/11/14 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 3/11/14 at 10:09 pm to Cheese Grits
Too much cheesy grits.
Tell her you want her to be healthy
Tell her you want her to be healthy
Posted on 3/11/14 at 10:09 pm to Garfield
Ohhh I see. That makes more sense.
I thought you had searched the board for pillow advice and this was the result.
I thought you had searched the board for pillow advice and this was the result.
Posted on 3/11/14 at 10:27 pm to Slippery Slope
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I thought you had searched the board for pillow advice and this was the result.
I regret that not being the truth, that would have been hilarious.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 8:36 am to Slippery Slope
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Is it time to end it?
What does her mom look like? I broke up with a girl who was getting fatter because her mom is fat. Gotta meet the mom asap because that is probably what she will look like down the road.
Edit: You're welcome.
This post was edited on 3/12/14 at 8:38 am
Posted on 3/12/14 at 8:43 am to Garfield
After she has the baby you should draw a face on the body pillow and slit the pillow's throat. Tell her to never cheat on you again.
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