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re: My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:38 pm to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:38 pm to UMTigerRebel
Half pack mornings; full pack evenings.
I tried telling her swilling red bull and blasting cigs wasn't advised in the baby book, but she just laughs and takes another shot.
I tried telling her swilling red bull and blasting cigs wasn't advised in the baby book, but she just laughs and takes another shot.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:40 pm to Garfield
I forget. I think it was from Motherhood Maternity, and it was an S shape. My youngest is 4 now, so it's been a while.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:42 pm to Slippery Slope
Just tell her to stick with low carb wine to minimize weight gain. Vodka and soda is also a good low calorie option.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:44 pm to Slippery Slope
Its a tricky subject for sure. If you're willing to sacrifice, Lent is around the corner, and go on a diet with her as well.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:46 pm to Slippery Slope
Just put together a crib worth more than my dead body that the baby will probably never sleep in..
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:50 pm to Hardy_Har
Yeah. Stuff like that is what I'm going to let my parents and other wealthy family members buy for us.
We've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and there can be no glitches in the matrix.
They owe it to their grand kid.
We've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and there can be no glitches in the matrix.
They owe it to their grand kid.
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:53 pm to Slippery Slope
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We've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and there can be no glitches in the matrix.
Once kids are in the mix, there will always be glitches.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:54 pm to Hardy_Har
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Just put together a crib worth more than my dead body that the baby will probably never sleep in..
I bought the floor model already put together (was on discount, nothing but the best for my child). Brought it home and realized the baby's room is on the second floor via a very narrow L shaped staircase and my wife could not help me carry it upstairs. I couldn't call anyone because we were not telling anyone yet.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:56 pm to Garfield
An FYI, wipes warmers and bottle sanitizer kits are useless.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:59 pm to Slippery Slope
Should've painted Hawaii on her chest
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:00 pm to Garfield
While I'm handing out unsolicited advice, Babywise is a good sleep book in which to invest.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:08 pm to Garfield
some disassembly required. .
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:10 pm to UMTigerRebel
I had to pretend to be grateful when my mom bought us a wipe warmer. Thing sucks
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:14 pm to DMagic
All it does is dry them out. I understand the concept, but it's poor execution.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:29 pm to DMagic
Yep. Best underrated diaper rash cream ever is Resinol.
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:53 pm to UMTigerRebel
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While I'm handing out unsolicited advice
I'll take all the non-family advice I can get.
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