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re: My girlfriend is starting to put on a little weight.

Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:38 pm to
Half pack mornings; full pack evenings.

I tried telling her swilling red bull and blasting cigs wasn't advised in the baby book, but she just laughs and takes another shot.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:40 pm to
I forget. I think it was from Motherhood Maternity, and it was an S shape. My youngest is 4 now, so it's been a while.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:42 pm to
Just tell her to stick with low carb wine to minimize weight gain. Vodka and soda is also a good low calorie option.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:44 pm to
Its a tricky subject for sure. If you're willing to sacrifice, Lent is around the corner, and go on a diet with her as well.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:46 pm to
Just put together a crib worth more than my dead body that the baby will probably never sleep in..
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:50 pm to
Yeah. Stuff like that is what I'm going to let my parents and other wealthy family members buy for us.

We've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and there can be no glitches in the matrix.

They owe it to their grand kid.
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 8:51 pm
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

We've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and there can be no glitches in the matrix.

Once kids are in the mix, there will always be glitches.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

Just put together a crib worth more than my dead body that the baby will probably never sleep in..


I bought the floor model already put together (was on discount, nothing but the best for my child). Brought it home and realized the baby's room is on the second floor via a very narrow L shaped staircase and my wife could not help me carry it upstairs. I couldn't call anyone because we were not telling anyone yet.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:56 pm to
An FYI, wipes warmers and bottle sanitizer kits are useless.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:58 pm to


Good to know.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 8:59 pm to
Should've painted Hawaii on her chest
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:00 pm to
While I'm handing out unsolicited advice, Babywise is a good sleep book in which to invest.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:08 pm to
some disassembly required. .
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46430 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:10 pm to
I had to pretend to be grateful when my mom bought us a wipe warmer. Thing sucks
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:14 pm to
All it does is dry them out. I understand the concept, but it's poor execution.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46430 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:15 pm to
#babyprobs
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:29 pm to
Yep. Best underrated diaper rash cream ever is Resinol.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

While I'm handing out unsolicited advice




I'll take all the non-family advice I can get.
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