Why does all European food suck except Italian?

You know a silly yet interesting question i've always had.. how come Italy was the only country in Europe that ever learned how to cook worth a shite? I mean it's not like the country is vastly different than poland or Germany or france. People in Italy have been throwing the frick down in the kitchen for 2000 years lol and you got people in Germany eating fricking bratwurst.


I mean, no one every thought to go to Italy and say teach us how to cook some shite. Dudes in england eating fricking fish and chips and they eating spaghetti. spaghetti was invented around the 12th century even in the middle ages they were eating good in Italy.


All Hitler had to do was look at his fricking menu to see that his people were not the chosen ones lol. Literally every country in the Europe was eating better than they were. How you going to rule for 1000 years and you can't even make a fricking pizza. shite at least Ireland figured out potatoes lol. Potatoes fricking rock.


But seriously, how did one country surrounded by everyone else, kick everyone else's arse when it came to cooking?