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re: What's the largest animal you could take in a 1v1 death match
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:02 am to Tornado Alley
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:02 am to Tornado Alley
1,000 pound man.
Heck, let's go with a 1,500 pound man. Checkmate.
Heck, let's go with a 1,500 pound man. Checkmate.
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:28 am to OMLandshark
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Enlighten us, oh cow fiend. How do you plan to kill one with your bare hands?
there are several ways you could kill a cow with only your bare hands.
a: lead it off a cliff like the native americans used to do
b: flip it onto its back, rip its belly open and wait for it to bleed out.
c: build a pen and starve that fricker.
it's really not rocket surgery boys. use your fricking heads
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:41 am to Tantal
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They're 150-170 lb. wild dogs.
With an incredibly strong jaw that would smash your bones. Good luck.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 11:50 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:35 pm to Patton
Gerbil
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:52 pm to BreakawayZou83
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With an incredibly strong jaw that would smash your bones. Good luck.
Yeah, that was my point when I said he couldn't take one. I wouldn't have messed with my 125 lb. domesticated dog, much less a 170 lb. wild one.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:01 pm to Tantal
I could take a coyote down, yeah sure he'd bite me, and it would hurt. Ok, yeah I'd need stitched and shite. But, when the dust cleared I'd prevail.
Probably.
Probably.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:29 pm to Patton
I'm pretty sure I could take out a good sized Shetland pony two at once would be tough.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:04 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
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I could take a coyote down, yeah sure he'd bite me, and it would hurt. Ok, yeah I'd need stitched and shite. But, when the dust cleared I'd prevail.
Aside from just kicking, there's an art to fighting a dog. You have to sidestep and intentionally give it the inside of your weak forearm to bite down on. This will allow you to lock the back of its head against your chest and choke it out with your strong arm. You can even use your legs to help hold it still. By locking the head stationary, it keeps the dog from thrashing its head, which is where the real damage occurs. This all depends on the size of the dog though. You could probably pull it off with a coyote or 50 lb. mutt. Probably not with hyenas, Rotties, and Bullmastiffs. They're just too damn strong.
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:09 pm to Tantal
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Aside from just kicking, there's an art to fighting a dog.
Most people don't realize that there's only one real potentially dangerous part on a canine. Cats can claw you, but dogs can only really bite you and as long as you sacrifice a part of you and get the upper hand you'll be alright. Might need some stitches but you'll make it out alive if you're smart.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:50 pm to Patton
A rabbit, not a big swamp rabbit because they can be really nasty in a fight, but a regular rabbit.
To the dude that thinks he can kill a bobcat, Go ahead and grab one if you want to, I promise you will let it go and you will never want to grab one again.
To the dude that thinks he can kill a bobcat, Go ahead and grab one if you want to, I promise you will let it go and you will never want to grab one again.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:15 pm to bencoleman
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To the dude that thinks he can kill a bobcat, Go ahead and grab one if you want to, I promise you will let it go and you will never want to grab one again.
That was me. And I wasn't saying I would, but that a human has and won. Thus the idea that I could.
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:28 pm to Ross
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A bunny.
Yeah, everybody says that but how many bones are in the bunny's lair
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:31 pm to Cheese Grits
I would beat down a sheep.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:37 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I would beat down a sheep.
Before or after you had sex with it?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:40 pm to Pavoloco83
during
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:53 pm to BreakawayZou83
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With an incredibly strong jaw that would smash your bones. Good luck.
A hyena's jaw delivers more psi in biting than a tiger or a grizzly bear. No way any human wins that battle without a weapon.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:55 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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during
Am I reading this right? You are saying you would masturbate a sheep till it died?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:17 pm to Cheese Grits
To the people saying coyote, they can reach speeds of 43 mph while in pursuit. You won't stand a chance.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:31 pm to Tornado Alley
3 legged Giraffe
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:38 pm to Patton
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Unarmed combat to the death.
3.1 human deaths per year (that is in millions BTW)
All the lions, tigers, and bears type death matches combined never approach that.
Here is a picture of the worst human killer out there and it is too tiny to see with the naked eye.
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