Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 20480 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Saban admitting breaking the rules, and cheating…
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/26/24 at 12:20 pm
[quote]Why would they plan for a kid that’s not even in the portal if they hadn’t been talking to him already? You don’t waste time recruiting kids you know you don’t have a chance at.[/quote]
A player can initiate contact at any time, dumbass....
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Interesting Nick Saban comparison
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/26/24 at 12:16 pm
Compared to one of the most storied programs in college football.
Shows just what an anomaly he was.
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re: U.S. birth rate drops to record low, ending pandemic uptick
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 9:37 pm
[quote]The people having babies are religious, family folk such as Mormons.
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The people having babies are Tyreek Hill, and countless others like him who will never have much involvement in most of their children's lives. ...
re: Someone gonna get a steal with turner
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 8:53 pm
[quote]Penix & JJ & Nix over Turner & Bowers[/quote]
It's mind-boggling....
re: DeBoer vs. Auburn in the NFL Draft
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 8:49 pm
Nice of the Auburn homer ScAUrbinsky to write that....
re: Bowers to the Raiders!!!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 8:47 pm
[quote]The Raiders are in rebuild and will get their franchise QB next draft.[/quote]
That QB class looks to be mostly garbage right now....
re: The worst trade in NFL history
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 7:51 pm
[quote]Updated look at last year's Panthers-Bears trade:
Bears receive:
WR DJ Moore
2023 first-round pick (OT Darnell Wright) 2023 second-round pick (CB Tyrique Stevenson)
2024 first-round pick (QB Caleb Williams)
2025 second-round pick
Panthers receive:
2023 No. 1 pick (Bryce Young)
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re: NIL allows for unlimited roster sizes
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 12:40 pm
[quote]I think more than 5% of SEC football players have the NFL as a goal as well.[/quote]
This is about college football in general. Sure you have a small number of schools that will overcontribute to the draft, but if you look across DI, I bet the 95% is accurate.
You can't just use the Ge...
re: NIL allows for unlimited roster sizes
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/24 at 12:00 pm
[quote]I don't even know why we're still pretending to require them to be enrolled in classes anyway at this point, honestly.[/quote]
You realize, don't you, that for 95% of them, football is still about a free college degree? ...
re: Who was the best coach in SEC college football?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/24/24 at 8:06 pm
[quote]Bama fans hate Kirby (for good reason).[/quote]
I don't hate Kirby.
For the record, though, it's worth noting that the best coach in football today finished 1-5 against the guy who was the best coach in football just three months ago....
re: Who was the best coach in SEC college football?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/24/24 at 8:02 pm
Right now, I'd say Kirby.
Don't sleep on Sark, though. A sober Sark will be dangerous in the SEC.
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re: Reggie Bush is getting his Heisman Back
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/24/24 at 2:51 pm
[quote]Bama gets the wins vacated from 2007 and the 23 schollies lost in 2002,03,04.[/quote]
And the forfeits from '93....
re: Best Coaches by decades SEC football
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/23/24 at 9:47 pm
[quote]Let’s see where Brian Kelly sits in 2030.[/quote]
Spending his fifth consecutive spring at his beach house, after being replaced by Lane Kiffin following yet another disastrous season in 2025....
re: Post-Spring Transfer Portal Thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/23/24 at 5:50 pm
[quote]Surprised with Jefferson unless he is a senior.[/quote]
He is....
re: Post-Spring Transfer Portal Thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/23/24 at 2:46 pm
[quote]I’ve seen him listed as both safety and CB[/quote]
We've got tons of safeties, but only about 5 guys who can play corner, and 4 of them have never played a college snap. We need to replace the 7 guys who could play corner who left in the portal or for the NFL.
Two years as a starter alm...
re: College Football Historical Relevancy Rankings
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/23/24 at 11:42 am
[quote]Notably missing from the list is Florida State. They are the shiniest of the new money programs and have a standard deviation of 6.27. That’s what happens when you go 42 seasons after the inception of the AP poll before finishing ranked.[/quote]
This should probably be adjusted. FSU didn'...
re: College Football Historical Relevancy Rankings
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/23/24 at 11:37 am
[quote]The difference comes basically from Bama’s struggles in the 1950s when they failed to finished ranked for five seasons from 1954-1958.[/quote]
Thank you JB "Ears" Whitworth. His 4 total wins in 3 seasons anchored that era. It's hard to overstate just how bad he was during his time at Ala...
re: Robert Kraft to suspend all financial support to Columbia University...
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/22/24 at 10:07 pm
[quote]Our sacred Jewish people must never hear a discouraging word. Our sacred black people must never be upset either. Then there are the trans people and homosexuals and furries. Really, the only solution is total lockdowns until no one is sad.[/quote]
They are quite literally physically block...
re: UGA at it again..
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/22/24 at 9:51 pm
If Shannon Sharpe is embarrassed by it, it must be pretty bad....
re: Torvik top 20 cbb teams heading into next season
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/22/24 at 9:45 pm
[quote]111. Kentucky
120. Arkansas[/quote]
Bet this changes....
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