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Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:29 am to Patton
I can straight-up manhandle some ferrets.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:29 am to Patton
lol @ the people thinking they could take an ostrich. One kick and you're fricking gone
Posted on 3/15/14 at 3:11 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Capuchin monkey 
Posted on 3/15/14 at 3:56 am to Patton
I'd wreck a velociraptor.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:29 am to Tantal
frick it ill be legit, a fricking cockroach. Other animals I'd have to think abour. Alright legit i think i could take a coyote.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:36 am to Patton
It would have to be a dog and not a pit or mastiff.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:39 am to weedGOKU666
Well frick. Sorry for naming an animal that actually generates discussion
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:03 am to Bama Bird
A whitetail buck. As long as it didn't get a kill shot impalement on me on its initial charge, I'm twisting that neck until it either chokes out or breaks.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:23 am to Patton
I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:32 am to SoFla Tideroller
I'd introduce a Koala to its maker. Tasmanian devil, Badger, Mongoose, and a Wolverine all for sure.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 8:36 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:32 am to SECSolomonGrundy
I'm 6'10" 320 lb bear of a man who reps out curls with the 115 lb dumb bells, has skin tougher than raw hide, and I can beat Usain Bolt in a foot race. I can kill anything and everything with my barehands and my teeth.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:36 am to crispyUGA
Humans have killed bobcats and coyotes with their bare hands.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:37 am to 3nOut
My human wits would help me defeat a grizzly bear. I'm very confident I'd win
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:38 am to weedGOKU666
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lol @ the people thinking they could take an ostrich. One kick and you're fricking gone
This.
Ostriches are nothing to frick with. Strong as hell, can twist their neck to get at you from pretty much any angle, a kick that can put you down, and you can't outrun the thing.
Good fricking luck if it's you vs. Mr. Ostrich with your bare hands.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:52 am to mwlewis
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But realistically any UT fan. I'm 2-0 vs them.
Mother fricker, I've taken shits that are harder than you.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:53 am to Vols&Shaft83
I could take a goat. to become the G.O.A.T.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:54 am to Patton
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Badger, Mongoose, and a Wolverine all for sure
Any one of these would eat your arse alive. literally. And not leave any bones.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:59 am to Patton
A bunny.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:59 am to Pavoloco83
Nutria rat.
Armadillo.
I won't say a possum or a raccoon, those bastards are mean
Armadillo.
I won't say a possum or a raccoon, those bastards are mean
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