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Summoning Demons
Posted on 10/13/15 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 10/13/15 at 8:58 pm
Serious question... what is the point?
Assumming you believe in all that, and that it was real, why would you want to?
I'm honestly curious.
Thanks in advance.
Assumming you believe in all that, and that it was real, why would you want to?
I'm honestly curious.
Thanks in advance.
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Posted on 10/13/15 at 9:03 pm to deeprig9
This post reminded me of a passage in Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus! trilogy, wherein a Satanic cult engages in a wild ceremonial orgy to summon what is assumed to be 'the devil'.
He came in the form of Billy Graham.
I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard at a book.
He came in the form of Billy Graham.
I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard at a book.
Posted on 10/13/15 at 9:16 pm to deeprig9
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Summoning Demons
Did someone call me?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:04 am to deeprig9
Richt looking for a new Lord?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:05 am to CockInYourEar
Dude....that catfan thread, though!!!
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:24 am to deeprig9
Ask Beejon on TD's OT. The guy claims that he's literally fought demons with a spiritual sword. The guy is nuts.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:29 am to OMLandshark
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Ask Beejon on TD's OT. The guy claims that he's literally fought demons with a spiritual sword. The guy is nuts.
What in the motherfricking hell??
He probably calls his dick his spiritual sword.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:32 am to Carolina_Girl
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He probably calls his dick his spiritual sword
What's wrong with that?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:42 am to Iron Lion
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What's wrong with that?
Oh shite...another rantism was just born. Everybody's gonna be referring to their cocks as their spiritual swords on here now.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:43 am to Carolina_Girl
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Oh shite...another rantism was just born. Everybody's gonna be referring to their cocks as their spiritual swords on here now.
Nope, ain't nothing spritual about my cock.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:44 am to OMLandshark
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Ask Beejon on TD's OT. The guy claims that he's literally fought demons with a spiritual sword. The guy is nuts.
Yeah, I've read several of his posts on the topic. The guy should be forcibly committed to a mental health institution.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:44 am to Agforlife
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Nope, ain't nothing spritual about my cock.
I've girls tell me mine is like a religious experience, though.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:45 am to Agforlife
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Nope, ain't nothing spritual about my cock
Is it more demonically possessed? I kinda like that better anyway. Spiritual is boring.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:48 am to Carolina_Girl
Mine is definitely spiritual. My wife worships it.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:49 am to deeprig9
Sorry dude the spiritual cocks hijacked your thread.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:50 am to Iron Lion
Mmhmm...bet you $ she could hold out longer than you.
You know you bow to the altar of the vajayjay.
You know you bow to the altar of the vajayjay.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:51 am to Carolina_Girl
No doubt! The vajajay gives me the holy ghost!
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:03 am to Iron Lion
Makes you talk in tongues..wait..tongues...nevermind.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:09 am to Carolina_Girl
C'mere you
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:15 am to Agforlife
Soon as I'm over all this crap I'm on the first plane out there. We'll still have to coordinate a get together with TBird and AggieBelle, Ole Sarge and the rest. Oh..and I didn't get AggieBelle's email.
Save up your energy for my impending arrival, babe.
Save up your energy for my impending arrival, babe.
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