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re: Name 5 things that Ranters would point at you and laugh about

Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86618 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

what's the deal with this mythical christian persecution bullshite? Honestly? I don't get it.

What part of you are the overwhelming majority of Americans do you people have a hard time understanding.


have you even casually glanced at ONE religion based thread on all of tigerdroppings? Be it the OT, poliboard, etc? Christians dominate america, but you'd never know that by this message board, where most of the time people share their belief they're met with internet tough guys making jokes.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:51 pm to
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CrimsonTideMD

Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15924 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:51 pm to
1.) I'm 30 and have a "dad body", maybe even a few pounds over. I'm little pudgy right now.
2.) I enjoy watching Masterpiece Theater, going to the symphony, and listen to NPR in the car mostly.
3.) I currently give money to the University, NOT the Athletic Department.
4.) If you looked at my charitable giving, you would think I was extremely liberal (Planned Parenthood, Public Broadcasting, ASPCA, local food bank).
5.) My wife currently has a higher salary than I do (but that is going to change at the end of this month).
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2103 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 1:54 pm to
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Ahh you graduated from Auburn!


Nope...that would be more embarrassing than the other 5 I identified.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2103 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Christians dominate america, but you'd never know that by this message board, where most of the time people share their belief they're met with internet tough guys making jokes.


Truth
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:44 pm to
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To be fair, though, you really don't need the makeup to look good, ijs


Gee, thanks. You're too kind. I still hake you though.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:45 pm to
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I don't either and I honestly don't know how anyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line pulls it off from April to October without ending up with an acne riddled, smeared mess.


Too damned humid down here to wear much without hourly touch ups... and I'm just not in to that.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:47 pm to
Name your 5 or GTFO, bitch...
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Name your 5 or GTFO, bitch...


I did already, bitch.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:53 pm to
Girl fight
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:57 pm to
Edit to say:

quote:

6. I'm a smug yankee bitch


Bitch
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:58 pm to
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Edit to say:



quote:

Bitch


You sound like a sore little count, bitch.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:58 pm to
I hope you never have kids.. You'd be a terrible father.
Posted by hipgnosis
Member since Mar 2015
1226 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:59 pm to
Stop leg humping.

It's embarrassing.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 3:59 pm to
Shouldn't this be on the arch rival poster thread
Posted by hipgnosis
Member since Mar 2015
1226 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:01 pm to
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You'd be a terrible father.


I laughed inside my head.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:03 pm to
I'm telling you this girl wants a wiener bad.. one that points away from her unlike most chicks..
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:09 pm to
I've been with my guy for six years. We live together and are closing on a house next week. I'm pretty sure that I have what I want... and he didn't attend a cow college in Starkville, MS.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 4/7/15 at 4:11 pm to
Overly defensive party of 1.

Your table is now ready.
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