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re: I'm having a baby girl.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:27 am to deltaland
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:27 am to deltaland
What dude ever keeps his sister from getting knocked up toough?
I may just be rationalizing to fit my situation, but I'd rather have an older sister to show a young boy how to act.
Young boys are fricking nasty idiots if they grew up with brothers and lax parents. I had one pee on my leg last summer and then hand my wife a dog terd in under an hour later.
ETA: I grew up with an older bro but when my father wasn't showing us how to be cool as F, he was beating the shite out of us for destroying his stuff..
I may just be rationalizing to fit my situation, but I'd rather have an older sister to show a young boy how to act.
Young boys are fricking nasty idiots if they grew up with brothers and lax parents. I had one pee on my leg last summer and then hand my wife a dog terd in under an hour later.
ETA: I grew up with an older bro but when my father wasn't showing us how to be cool as F, he was beating the shite out of us for destroying his stuff..
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 9:29 am
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:31 am to Hardy_Har
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but I'd rather have an older sister to show a young boy how to act.
I can see that. I had a boy first, and he's not really the protective type right now. I see flashes of it in him, but he's only 10 and more worried about sports than looking after his kid sister. Not that she needs it though. She doesn't take shite off anyone. At this rate, she'll be looking after him when they get older.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:31 am to Slippery Slope
You're fricked. Around age 9, you realize you simply have another woman in your house. Around age 13, you realize that you have another wife in your house. The downside is that there are now two women in your house telling you what the frick to do like you are the dumbest SOB on the planet and you can only have sex with one of them (and she doesn't want to any more).
IMO, kill yourself now.
IMO, kill yourself now.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:37 am to The Spleen
My younger sister got knocked up by a D1 football player.. Lot of good I was.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:40 am to Hardy_Har
Hey...future athletes at least. Well if he was a bench warmer that sucks.
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:41 am to Hardy_Har
The best birth control I had was seeing 4 cousins either get knocked up or knock someone up before graduating from high school.
Thank God my parents got us out of my hometown when I was young.
Thank God my parents got us out of my hometown when I was young.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:42 am to UMTigerRebel
That is why the girl always goes on top, so mistakes don't happen.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:43 am to UMTigerRebel
I don't believe in God, but I encourage my little sister to keep being a prude Christian lady.
Also I am hoping she meets a tall guy so she can pop out some athletes. She is 5'11.
Also I am hoping she meets a tall guy so she can pop out some athletes. She is 5'11.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:44 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
They married out of a combination of forcasted love and Christian guilt, and are a top noch family now, but really what dude takes care of his sister? It isn't like you can wormhole through time and just pop up wherever and cockblock a dude..
Her first child was a 12'9" boy FWIW..
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Hey...future athletes at least
Her first child was a 12'9" boy FWIW..
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 9:45 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:44 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Color me shocked that you jumped in a thread about little girls.
I keed.
I keed.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:46 am to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:46 am to UMTigerRebel
I kept my comments fully in check too.
I always wanted a sister when I was younger though.
I always wanted a sister when I was younger though.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:47 am to CheeseburgerEddie
I hated my younger sister and loved my older brother when I was young. Now it is the opposite.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:48 am to CheeseburgerEddie
My brother and I hated each other growing up, but get along well now. We're complete opposites though.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:51 am to UMTigerRebel
My brothers were brutal growing up but I was the youngest so I guess it is to be expected. Once I started drinking and such everything started to change a little bit.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:52 am to UMTigerRebel
I hated my little sister growing up, and while I no longer hate her, I definitely don't like being around her very much. My older brother and I were best friends growing up and still very close. I think she always resented that about us and treats us both like shite now.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:54 am to The Spleen
I had 2 bros and a sister, we are all pretty close. Got lucky I guess.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:54 am to CheeseburgerEddie
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That is why the girl always goes on top, so mistakes don't happen.
yeah...ummm...it happens
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:56 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:59 am to Slippery Slope
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She's gonna be so metal.
My 3 year old asks me to play Tool's Rosetta Stoned when we're driving in the car. Except she says, "Daddy...play Zetta Noned!"
She's the fricking coolest. We're best friends.
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