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re: I'm having a baby girl.

Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:39 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:39 am to
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My dudes are super strong apparently so


smaller hose diameter increases pressure.

Oldest rule in plumbing.

reply to me dammit

eta: nevmind

I had a drunnk father of a 9.5 who HATED me ask straight up "Hey, you wanna go hunting?"

I laughed my way out..
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 8:41 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:40 am to
She's gonna be real into Shakespeare, fem bands, and eventually Heath Ledger.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
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24936 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:41 am to
I will send you the Sleater Kinney discography as a baby shower gift.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:42 am to
Honest question:

Do you think your daughter is going to be smarter than her mom?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:42 am to
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I will send you the Sleater Kinney discography as a baby shower gift.


Excellent idea. I need to get my daughter into watching Portlandia and worshiping Carrie Brownstein.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:43 am to
I'll keep that in mind. Haha

We won't start trying until June. That's when she's getting her plug pulled.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:44 am to
quote:

That's when she's getting her butt plug pulled.


Just remember you're not trying to crank an old chainsaw when you pull it. You'll do great.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:46 am to
She can just have mine.

Or shite, nevermind, she's probably gonna be into records and shite and hate digital copies.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Honest question:

Do you think your daughter is going to be smarter than her mom?




iswydt
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:47 am to
I'll take that as a yes..
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24936 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:47 am to
Yeah, she will really dig vinyl.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:03 am to
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I know how I was when I was younger, and I should have gotten the frick beaten out of me by dads.

I dread the day I have to help one of mine recover from a broken teenage heart.
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
Guff of Mex
Member since Dec 2010
11972 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:04 am to
quote:

I'm having a baby girl.


I pray to God everyday that I never have a girl.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24936 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:05 am to
That can be the day you let her chug her first bottle of rosé.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:05 am to
quote:

I pray to God everyday that I never have a girl


Don't be mad when he welches..
Posted by E Street Rebel
Member since Apr 2014
45 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:06 am to
congratulations
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

That can be the day you let her chug her first bottle of rosé

I can't decide if that would make me the cool, understanding mom or trashy mom. I'm leaning towards trashy.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24936 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:12 am to
whole bottle = trashy
one glass = cool
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90621 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:17 am to
Congrats


I don't have kids yet but when I do I hope it's a boy first and then a girl so she has an older brother to look out for her.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:23 am to
Thanks bro.

quote:

I don't have kids yet but when I do I hope it's a boy first and then a girl so she has an older brother to look out for her.


Yeah that would have been ideal, but I'm probably going to go to school with her until she's 20.
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