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re: Hypothetical scenario for $10 million
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:54 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:54 pm to Vols&Shaft83
What if I bring the homosexual a bat and the homeless guy and tell him to have at it?
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
frick the dude. Easy.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 8:44 am to Roger Klarvin
Ehhhhhh..........as long as no one knows about it I think I still just frick a dude
I mean that would weigh on my conscious way less than murdering someone
In one column you do harm to a person to get the money and in the other you provide pleasure to a person to get the money. Pretty easy choice really, it would be a terrible
30 minutes though
I mean that would weigh on my conscious way less than murdering someone
In one column you do harm to a person to get the money and in the other you provide pleasure to a person to get the money. Pretty easy choice really, it would be a terrible
30 minutes though
This post was edited on 1/16/15 at 8:45 am
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:58 am to Roger Klarvin
So if the other dude doesn't get off in 30 minutes, I did all that for free? what kind of Dominos Delivery clause is that?
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:04 am to Vols&Shaft83
Bunch of pole smokers in this thread
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:26 am to Hardy_Har
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Bunch of pole smokers in this thread
Well I mean shite all the rantards call us Aggies gay as it is might as well be called gay millionaire
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:55 am to Kentucker
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Humans do as children but learn to lie, connive and manipulate as adults
Correction: Lil bastards learn to do all that shite as teenagers.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:00 am to Phat Phil
What a genetic disaster these pooches are. Do we get to kill them too?
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:18 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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rich pole smokers
Posted on 1/16/15 at 4:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'm just gonna sit tight , keep keeping on and pass on the money.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 7:00 pm to Roger Klarvin
Bye homeless dude
Posted on 1/16/15 at 7:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
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The money is a lump sum and tax free with absolutely no restrictions. You can do literally whatever you want with it. However, you have to do one of two things: Beat a homeless man to death with a blunt object, or have 30 minutes of sex with someone of the same gender.
The homeless man has no ties to the world, nobody will miss him and it will be neatly "covered up" and you are guaranteed to never be found out or face charges.
The person you would be having sex with is a homosexual (thus they will enjoy it) that has a clean bill of health, you are at no risk of STDs and no knowledge of the act will ever leave the room in which it takes place. Nobody you know will ever be made aware of it. The "partner" must climax in order for you to win the money and you must be the one to cause it (no masturbating).
Do you accept one of the scenarios, and if so which one?
Can I do both for 20mil?
Posted on 1/16/15 at 8:17 pm to Roger Klarvin
Would a person get $20 million if they banged the homeless dude and then beat him to death so he can't tell anyone?
Posted on 1/16/15 at 8:48 pm to Roger Klarvin
I could beat a homeless man to death for ten million. While wearing a tuxedo.
Always wanted to beat someone to death while wearing a tuxedo.
Always wanted to beat someone to death while wearing a tuxedo.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
Lie to me and tell me the bum did something terrible to another human being and I'd probably kill him for a lot less than 10 million
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Sub-contract this situation out to someone that I know. Then, present the options available and tell him I didn't want to know what he chose. I'd throw him 6 million for doing it and take the additional 4 for the networking/finders fee
The D in the A scenario isn't my thing
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Sub-contract this situation out to someone that I know. Then, present the options available and tell him I didn't want to know what he chose. I'd throw him 6 million for doing it and take the additional 4 for the networking/finders fee
The D in the A scenario isn't my thing
This post was edited on 1/16/15 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:14 pm to TRUERockyTop
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The D in the A scenario isn't my thing
For 10mil I would.
Chavis did it for a whole lot less.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 12:32 pm to wmr
wmr
Thats easy for you guy's because yawl do it for free anyway!!!
Just part of your culture in ARKY land.
Thats easy for you guy's because yawl do it for free anyway!!!
Just part of your culture in ARKY land.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 12:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
easy choice for the yell leaders
Posted on 1/17/15 at 12:53 pm to Roger Klarvin
How much you pay if I just slap the homeless dude around a little and let the homo give me a hand job?
That ought to be good for a couple of mil
That ought to be good for a couple of mil
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