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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:33 am to Phat Phil
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So what you're saying is would you rather kill a man or take it up the arse for $10 mil? I'd rather kill. If you ask me to kill a dog I can't
I dont think I could kill a person. Not an innocent person. However, if it was one of those jihadist motherfrickers...let me at it.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:09 am to Phat Phil
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I'd rather kill. If you ask me to kill a dog I can't.
This is a commonly held sentiment. Someone explain it to me. Why do some people prefer the lives of animals over the lives of humans?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:18 am to Numberwang
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This is a commonly held sentiment. Someone explain it to me. Why do some people prefer the lives of animals over the lives of humans?
Dogs give their love and loyalty unconditionally. Humans do as children but learn to lie, connive and manipulate as adults.
People live a long time because they have to learn how to live with and get along with other people. Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.
Dog spelled backwards...
You get the idea.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:33 am to Roger Klarvin
I'd kill the guy. Judging by your description of him it sounds like you'd be doing him a service anyway.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:39 am to Roger Klarvin
You'd get over killing the stranger alot faster than you would taking that dick. Men are wired to kill to an extent.
There's also a chance you'd suprisingly enjoy killing the guy, or sucking the dick..
You gotta think about the ripple effects here.
There's also a chance you'd suprisingly enjoy killing the guy, or sucking the dick..
You gotta think about the ripple effects here.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:43 am to Kentucker
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Dogs give their love and loyalty unconditionally.
Gotcha.
I can see that. But being analytical by nature, I view this behavior from dogs as just evolved, survival-oriented pack behavior and nothing special. Dogs attacking and killing and maiming children rather regularly takes away any sentimentality I have about dogs in general.
I agree that most humans do suck, but humans are also capable of a lot more good. Anyhoo, back to the corksoaking...
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:47 am to Numberwang
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I view this behavior from dogs as just evolved, survival-oriented pack behavior and nothing special. Dogs attacking and killing and maiming children rather regularly takes away any sentimentality I have about dogs in general.
Ditto.
Dogs can be cool, dogs can be dicks.
People can be cool, people can be dicks.
Some folks put the puppy on a pedastal, though
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:50 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Some folks put the puppy on a pedastal, though
Yes. Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:52 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:58 am to Roger Klarvin
I'd whack that hobo one good time right in the temple. Hard as frick. Like Sammy Sosa hard. I'd pretend he was a Christian and that I did him a favor.
Then I'd donate about 1M to a homes less shelter or something. Between that and knowing he's going to Heaven, I'd sleep like a baby. And is stuff my pillow case with $100 bills.
Then I'd donate about 1M to a homes less shelter or something. Between that and knowing he's going to Heaven, I'd sleep like a baby. And is stuff my pillow case with $100 bills.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:04 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Dogs can be cool, dogs can be dicks. People can be cool, people can be dicks.
Dogs that are owned by cool people tend to be cool. Dogs that are owned by dick people tend to be dicks.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
Welcome to the off-season, everyone!
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:24 pm to AUbagman
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But you're a politician's yes man for a barely livable wage. Go figure.
Que?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:36 pm to Numberwang
because dogs are cool
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:44 pm to deltaland
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What if I frick a homeless man then kill him?
At first I was like ... "this thread blows, this is some typical tRant R Klarvin psychopathic bullshite," but then I stuck with it long enough to read your post .... and I lol'd. Made it worth it, just barely.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 8:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
30 minutes of sex with someone of the same gender.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 8:38 pm to Roger Klarvin
Do I have to look the homeless guy in the eyes?
Same question for the queer.
Same question for the queer.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:38 pm to Roger Klarvin
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At some point in the sex act, a dick has to end up in someone's arse. You can play pitcher or catcher (or both) but you don't get by with just a handy or a blowie.
If I'm pitching I take it
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:41 pm to Hardy_Har
1 other question:
Is said gay sects taking place in Russia?
Is said gay sects taking place in Russia?
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