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re: Hypothetical scenario for $10 million
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
Question: This poor that I club to death, can he be processed into food for other poors?
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Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:32 pm to Roger Klarvin
I refuse to answer this hypothetical because of your sexist exclusion of lesbians being offered the 10 mil. Damn sausage fest itt 
I just want to think about tongues in pussies, dammit
I just want to think about tongues in pussies, dammit
This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'll take the paid gay sex please.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
Depends, does the guy look like a Brad Pitt or more like a Lena Dunham?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:44 pm to jbond
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I'll take the paid gay sex please.
Better than paying for gay sex, I suppose
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
What I want to know is who's gonna clean the coke I just spit out all over my dashboard reading this shite 
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
Guess I'll have to kill someone,cause if you build a thousand bridges and suck one Peter you'll always be called a Peter puffer.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:10 pm to 3nOut
Shiiiiiit. Louisiana people do this shite for free. Probably both in the same day.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Oh man I almost forgot about that thread
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:16 pm to Tiguar
Yeah, that comment really pissed some people off, no sense of humor on the PT.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:13 am to Roger Klarvin
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The homeless man has no ties to the world, nobody will miss him and it will be neatly "covered up" and you are guaranteed to never be found out or face charges.
frick no. I couldn't ever kill anyone for the hell of it. It'd take some life-threatening situation for me to consider.
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The person you would be having sex with is a homosexual (thus they will enjoy it) that has a clean bill of health, you are at no risk of STDs and no knowledge of the act will ever leave the room in which it takes place. Nobody you know will ever be made aware of it. The "partner" must climax in order for you to win the money and you must be the one to cause it (no masturbating).
$10 million? As long as the wife gave me her blessings, sure, I'll be a $10 million whore.
ETA: Isn't it funny how we all look at gay dudes as prissy and weak, yet we are the ones terrified at taking it up the arse, all while we try and talk the wife into anal?
Just an interesting conflict.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 1:21 am
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:20 am to Roger Klarvin
The second option is easy as hell. I'd probably do that for just a few million let alone 10
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:38 am to Roger Klarvin
I'll let you tell people about my gayness if you give me couple million extra
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:42 am to Roger Klarvin
Even if I needed the money, no way in hell I'd do either.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:46 am to Roger Klarvin
What does your sobriety level have to be at for each possibility?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:48 am to Dawgsontop34
1:46 am
Rationalizing gay sex and murder for hire
Rationalizing gay sex and murder for hire
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:50 am to Dawgsontop34
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What does your sobriety level have to be at for each possibility?
Are you implying that you'd suck a dick if you got enough Natty Light in you?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:50 am to Rebelgator
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Even if I needed the money, no way in hell I'd do either.
But you're a politician's yes man for a barely livable wage. Go figure.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:52 am to AUbagman
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barely livable wage. Go figure.
Bullsheet, you must have missed out on the thread where rebel discussed his expensive wardrobe
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:55 am to Mizzeaux
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Are you implying that you'd suck a dick if you got enough Natty Light in you +$10 million?
FIFY
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