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re: Dumbest and weirdest names you've seen or heard

Posted on 7/25/16 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by drunktiger24
Tigerland
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/25/16 at 11:43 pm to
Pretty sure Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El. Then there is always North West.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 1:50 pm
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 10:13 am to
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Lemongelo


I came here to post that. There is no way there can be two of those in existence...is there? I think the one I know of is spelled Lemonjelo...pronounced "Luh-MON-juh-lo".

Ran across another legally named Dollar Bill.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 10:15 am
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
7987 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 10:25 am to
I've seen Gorgeous and Lipstick. They were sisters and one played basketball at Mercer University.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15960 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 10:29 am to
A girl at my high schools name was Cherry Lemon.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17147 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:06 pm to
Payden Cash is a legit name in my town.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:25 am to
quote:

little nephews in Alabama went to school with two kids named Nerka and Yachica (like the jap camera). I personally love all the "La-" names and the "-arious" names... lashica, latoya, lahonda, LaTwana, Lamamba, Brodarious, Montravious, Barkavious, Shaquavious, Tredavious, Montavious, et


God, you could list out "black" names all fricking day. In fact, I feel like, in the south at least, more black people name their kids made up bullshite like "Brontraveous" or "D'Brickashaw" than don't.

And yes, "D''Brickashaw" is the single most fricked up, weirdest, ghettoest name to ever exist.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:50 am to
One of my favorite annual pastimes is when my kids get their school yearbooks and I go through them finding the worst names.


The altered spelling of common names is one of the worst trends out there. In addition to the ones you mentioned, it is astounding how many different spellings of "Riley" are out there. Ryleigh, Rylie, Rayleigh, Ryley, etc.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69250 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:47 pm to
I know someone named sultan sultan- yep first and last name are same.

An asian man up the street is named hai ho.
Posted by TheGasMan
Member since Oct 2014
3136 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 4:17 pm to
I have a friend named Richard Oiler. And yep you guessed it, he goes by Dick Oiler. He embraces the frick out of it.
Posted by navynuke
Member since Jun 2016
4975 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 5:30 pm to
You better watch out. The self righteous wanker spreading the good word to the savages will call you a racist.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:44 pm to
I've been called worse. Didn't mention race, but I'm bracing myself for the onslaught. Thanks.
Posted by navynuke
Member since Jun 2016
4975 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 11:33 am to
I didn't mention race either and got called a racist anyway.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 12:09 pm to
Shithead.

Pronounced sha-teed but spelt like Shithead.

Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17034 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 7:49 pm to
Perhaps one of the black posters could weigh in on why the hell it's not more common in the black community for them to just open up a book of legitimate African names and use those instead of the ridiculous ghetto names that we white folk love to poke fun at? I completely get the wanting to go for a name that is black and distinctive, so why not use actual names from the continent instead of this made up crap?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 9:28 am to
A friend of mine went to a conference and met a guy named Dipeshite (he was not from North America)...anyway, he prounounced it Dip-5hit.
Posted by weagle12
Newnan, GA
Member since Jul 2016
154 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:39 pm to
My wife met a woman the other day named Holly Cost...
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:20 pm to
I HATE uni-sex names. I wish people would just stop that. Why do people feel they need to do that to kids. People dating each other with the same name is just odd...or gay.

I did know a girl once named Michael Jackson...yes after the singer and she was as white as the come. Seriously some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

Years ago I was watching one of the dating shows on the WB or something were 2 guys/girls would compete for the girl/guy. They show the separate dates etc. Anyway one time they had identical twin black brothers competing for the girl and one was Bill and the other was William...:facepalm:
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Why do people feel they need to do that to kids. People dating each other with the same name is just odd...or gay.


Yea it's gay as frick. So gay.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:32 pm to
I know right?!?!
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 12:22 am to
A Tennessee Bureau of Investigation news release today included the arrest of "Atari McNabb"
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